Everything posted by touchthemonolith
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TEXAS QB TALK
I thought it was really interesting to see the contrasting styles of our two QBs on display. Casey is maybe more of a running threat, whereas Card is more of a fucking dumpster fire.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Just wait 'til we get y'all in women's basketball
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Nah, it doesn't really get worse than this.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Card has looked great holding Dicker's PAT. Sark should consider the benefits of moving him there full time.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
I blame the OL, as well as the WRs for failing to create separation, the defense for not getting off the field or allowing good field position, the playcalling, the preparation, and the coaching, as well as Card. Let's not pretend like there's anything that's above blame right now. This is an absolute fucking dumpster fire all around.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
I really didn't get the Kool-Aid this offseason in particular. It turns out that teams who won 7 games before losing their multiyear starting QB, best offensive lineman, and best defensive player while breaking in a new coaching staff don't suddenly become world-eaters.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Wow, you're a real piece of shit
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Charlie Strong only got blown out 31-7 by this team.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
I started at UT near the end of the Mack Brown tenure and it just dawned on me that it's been like this my entire adult life.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Okay but now can we put Casey in?
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
This isn't just like the Herman years. During the Herman years we at least managed to stay within one possession.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
lmfao
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
FTFY
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
I wish I shared your optimism.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Welp, I'm gonna go do something enjoyable with my Saturday evening. Have fun, all.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
That's ridiculous--this isn't Herman. Herman always at least kept it within one possession.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Well that looked really motherfucking easy.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
No, but I've watched them both with my eyes.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
That's my thing, if whoever is back there is going to be running for his fucking life then I'd rather it be the kid that can run.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
I'm ready for Casey.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Are they blanketing our receivers or is Hudson just shook? Hard to tell on TV.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
I'd straight suck a dick for us to get a first down on this next drive.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
WE'RE 'BOUT TO DEVASTATE THE STATE OF ARKANSAS WORSE THAN OPIOID ADDICTION HOOK FUCKIN 'EM
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Arkansas game week
I can't really blame them; it must be hard to stay awake for an entire football game when you've been popping Oxycontins all day.
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Texas vs Tech “Agreement”
I went to Lubbock for grad school. There's nothing they love more than knowing that this still upsets us. The highlight of their entire program's history is that they beat us 13 years ago before coming in third in the division and losing the Cotton Bowl. They've gone 2-10 against us since then. You shouldn't look at it with anger. You should look at it with pity.