Everything posted by touchthemonolith
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
*sighs and unclenches buttcheeks*
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Maybe if it's Stoops he can give us some insight on how Riley runs his offense for the RRS? Please, someone tell me something to justify this decision.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
You mean the guy who's now running our program actually took the time to watch last year's game film?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
It seems weird that Kwiatkowski would take one for the team over at Washington by accepting a demotion to placate Jimmy Lake for the benefit of the program, just to bounce to another defensive coordinator position that's only a moderate step up soon thereafter. If I'm a Huskies fan I'm struggling not to take this as a red flag that there's trouble in my program. What do Huskies fans make of all this?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I don't know shit about college defenses; but I rate defensive coordinators on how angry they look. I want an ornery-looking son of a bitch with resting asshole face. I want him pacing the sidelines miserable as shit, looking for an excuse to put someone in a full nelson. PK is 10/10 in my book.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Permission always granted, son.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I don't know that I'd go that far, but I'm definitely Sark-curious.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Is there a sexual orientation where you're a man who's primarily aroused by women, but also by this current Texas coaching staff? Asking for a friend.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
FUCK THIS STAFF HAS ME HYPED SARK FINNA START STACKING NATTYS WHILE POUNDING O'DOULS
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
She ain't come here to play grammar.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Damn you even found a cite for the NLRA and everything. That's dedication.
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Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm
If every journalist covering sports could fucking drop the phrases "saying all the right things" and "hitting all the right notes" from their repertoire when covering introductory press conferences, that'd be great. So sick of that shit.
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Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
- Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
Dude, that is not the preferred nomenclature. 'Asian-American'. Please.- The Guitar Pron Thread
Does anyone have any experience with Halo guitars? I've been wanting to do a custom for my next guitar and I've been looking at custom shops. Plus they have a pretty nifty custom guitar builder on their website that's fun to play with if you have some time to kill. https://www.haloguitars.com/store/custom-guitars.html- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I prefer as many men crammed into my front as possible. Sometimes you just have to make 'em fit.- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
For whatever else people want to say about Sark, he strikes me as an anti-Tom Herman that he comes across genuine and humble. It's going to make calling for him to get fired in two years a bit harder.- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I went to a Tex-Mex restaurant in Louisville and I'm still recovering from how fucking bad it was. That was in 2009.- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Semi-serious question: Is there anyone on the Texas football beat that surly doesn't have a hate boner for? I get the hate for FCB because, well, fuck him, but in the past few days I've read that Taylor Estes is a useless bitch, Mike Roach is a fucking hack who doesn't know the first thing about recruiting, Cedric Golden, Brian Davis, and Kirk Bohls are incompetent assclowns who just makes shit up, etc. I'm frankly not informed enough to have an opinion one way or the other, but I'm curious if there's anyone that isn't universally loathed.- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Oh, the great Charlie Strong coaching search. Strong: "Can I have Tom Herman or Chad Morris?" Patterson: "No, those are two unattainable options." Strong: "Oh well, I guess I'll have to hire Shawn Watson."- Tell Me About Texas a&m
He's not wrong: Ohio State didn't beat a single European nobleman this season. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis- CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
fuck off assjole You make some solid points. I stand corrected.- CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
The college football postseason was better in every conceivable way under the BCS. Change my mind.- CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
Put a fucking 60 burger on 'em, Sark. - Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
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