Meh. Our offense was good this year. If we can find someone to come in and do a better job with run-game concepts (i.e., fix the jet sweep; outside zone issues we've had since Herman's arrival), Herman's offense is plenty good.
Some other good options, if we're really shooting for a viral moment:
You can access my modem, Barry Odom
Pop my cherry, Coach Barry
Put it in my buttclam, Graham
Give me your blue eggs and ham, Coach Graham
Let's have him at least put some lyrical thought into them.
How about:
"I'll suck your scrotum, Barry Odom!"
And maybe "Give me your barrel, Graham Harrell!" Or "Let's be secretly gay like Lewis Carroll, Graham Harrell"?
I mean, I agree that he should fix the morale issue. And he should fix the shitty talent development we've seen the last year. And he should fix the lack of fundamental coaching on defense.
And I also agree that him coordinating the offense isn't something he's likely to actually do. But it is what he should do, if he can't get Brady/Graham/someone sufficiently of that ilk.
There's no reason to do something dumb like hiring Chip Long or someone else who sucks shit through a straw. If Herman can't find an OC who will be an upgrade over himself, he ought to go out and hire the best recruiters and developers to come and be position coaches. And then just keep coordinating the offense, even if he doesn't want to. Our offense was good last year, and if he had coaches who could actually develop WR talent and assist with scheme, it would have been excellent.
The only reason to go away from what has worked is if we can upgrade. There's zero reason to take a step back by hiring someone like Chip fucking Long. Frankly, I feel the same way about Rhett Lashlee.
You've overstating how he did at LSU. He was basically publicly castrated by Orgeron a game or two into the 2017 season, which is why he took a worse job at Maryland.
He was one of the last names in the running for the Maryland job, and many thought he had a good chance of getting it. I agree that it's surprising he's unemployed.
I did that last time he reared his ugly head. I thought "THOT Police" was a good replacement.
Why don't you try inventing something like inward singing, you fucking dick?