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Katfid54

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Everything posted by Katfid54

  1. Meh. Our offense was good this year. If we can find someone to come in and do a better job with run-game concepts (i.e., fix the jet sweep; outside zone issues we've had since Herman's arrival), Herman's offense is plenty good.
  2. "Watch big guy play decent tennis" Right. Better descriptor would be "The tape is extant."
  3. I don't know that I would go so far as to say "the tape is incredible."
  4. Honestly, this makes me more confident that it's Harrell and that the deal will be done soon.
  5. Negged. Fuck you.
  6. You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Katfid54
  7. Some other good options, if we're really shooting for a viral moment: You can access my modem, Barry Odom Pop my cherry, Coach Barry Put it in my buttclam, Graham Give me your blue eggs and ham, Coach Graham
  8. Let's have him at least put some lyrical thought into them. How about: "I'll suck your scrotum, Barry Odom!" And maybe "Give me your barrel, Graham Harrell!" Or "Let's be secretly gay like Lewis Carroll, Graham Harrell"?
  9. We should hire him for DC. Might make a good position coach
  10. If you need tannerite because you're not a good enough shot to know whether you can hit the Godzillatron, it might be time to put the rifle away.
  11. I mean, I agree that he should fix the morale issue. And he should fix the shitty talent development we've seen the last year. And he should fix the lack of fundamental coaching on defense. And I also agree that him coordinating the offense isn't something he's likely to actually do. But it is what he should do, if he can't get Brady/Graham/someone sufficiently of that ilk.
  12. Hmmm, our offense didn't fail miserably this past...season?
  13. There's no reason to do something dumb like hiring Chip Long or someone else who sucks shit through a straw. If Herman can't find an OC who will be an upgrade over himself, he ought to go out and hire the best recruiters and developers to come and be position coaches. And then just keep coordinating the offense, even if he doesn't want to. Our offense was good last year, and if he had coaches who could actually develop WR talent and assist with scheme, it would have been excellent. The only reason to go away from what has worked is if we can upgrade. There's zero reason to take a step back by hiring someone like Chip fucking Long. Frankly, I feel the same way about Rhett Lashlee.
  14. Not sure I can put up with another 4 years of @OnAComputermispronouncing the name "Kerwin."
  15. Lol that the "only" miss is three misses.
  16. D.J. Durkin is employed.
  17. That would be a BLATANT DISREGARD FOR YOUR TEAMMATES! YOU ARE HEADED TO AREA 51!!!
  18. You've overstating how he did at LSU. He was basically publicly castrated by Orgeron a game or two into the 2017 season, which is why he took a worse job at Maryland. He was one of the last names in the running for the Maryland job, and many thought he had a good chance of getting it. I agree that it's surprising he's unemployed.
  19. He should very much see a physician about that.
  20. It's the latest in singing technology. It makes non-stop rocking possible.
  21. I did that last time he reared his ugly head. I thought "THOT Police" was a good replacement. Why don't you try inventing something like inward singing, you fucking dick?
  22. You're toast, dude. The THOT police is already hot on your tail.
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