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Brisketexan

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  1. Their sexual preferences are like their politics: the cruelty is the point. Sure, sex is a turn-on. But you know what's REALLY a turn on? Subjugating someone clearly weaker, seeing the terror in their faces and the tears running down their cheeks as you violate them. Cruelty makes it hotter....if you're a member of the GQP. None of this is complex. It's a movement of sociopaths, making their sociopathic cruelty the ethos and law of the land. Child sex abuse ok? Shit, people....we're not far away from these fucks making child sex abuse MANDATORY for access to power, party leadership, etc. We're beyond "every accusation is a confession." We're at "the accusations were relatively mild....the stuff they confess to is extreme."
  2. I do think there's something there about his fear of mortality. Again, look at everything through the lens of the most malignant narcissist to ever walk the earth. They need glory and adoration to fill the void -- but it's a void that can never be filled, so no glory or adoration is ever enough. And he needs to FEEL like he's the greatest -- not that he's great, but literally that he's the greatest human being who ever lived. The sad truth being that even if he achieved all the metrics that would support such thinking....it still wouldn't be enough. Pure narcissism creates a black hole that only absorbs everything, it is never filled, it's never even partially filled. It just consumes. In his frenzy to become the greatest emperor of the greatest empire the world has ever seen, he will stop at nothing. Literally nothing. And in the end, none of it will satisfy him. The only way this ends is when he dies. Dear God, may that moment be soon.
  3. We've seen this before. Are we at the "well, they tried....but it's over" point of this? How shitty. How fucking sad for an entire country to be run into the fucking ground for.....fucking nothing good. Not a single good thing has come from nearly 50 years of mullah rule. And the best the "opposition" can come up with is "hey....how about the son of a guy who was kinda shitty and not really liked by many people, in fact his shitty rule led us to revolution and the shitshow we've been in?" At some point, you gotta help yourselves, people. And it seems rather obvious that what it's going to take is an actual armed rebellion with military action and combat. I hope I'm wrong, and that these are just bullshit statements by the regime, and the uprising still has legs and a chance. But....I feel like....
  4. I fucking LOVE baked meat slathered in ketchup. The gloriousitude of a cold meatloaf sandwich with ketchup is unmatched: Whatever that fucking abortion that Cornyn serves is, I have no f'n idea.
  5. Any member of the US military attacking a NATO ally would be committing treason (I've explained the syllogism before, but in simple terms: Const. says treaties (including NATO) are "the supreme law of the land; NATO treaty says an attack on one member is an attack on all (necessarily including the US); thus, an attack on a NATO ally is, as a matter of "the supreme law of the land," an attack on the US; the Const. defines treason as "levying war against" the US - ergo, an American attacking any NATO nation is committing treason, as a matter of law). They would not just be following an illegal order, they would be committing treason. At that point, our choice will be either to fall into civil war, as we will have factions loyal to the Constitution fighting against open traitors, or, the Republic will end, fully and completely. Those are the choices.
  6. Well, what you need to understand is that ethics is woke. However, the aggy Department of Open Corruption and Fealty to Authoritarians may be the best in the nation.
  7. Brisketexan replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    If it comes to that, I will mourn every Danish death, and celebrate every American one. Because every Dane in combat will be defending his country and NATO, as we are obligated to do. And every American attacking a NATO nation will be committing treason, which is punishable by death. Jesus fucking Christ. I love this country. I am and have been a patriot my whole life. And that call is one of the easiest ones I’ve ever made in my life. I hate that man and every person who supports him. They have betrayed my country, they are levying war against it, and they can never be redeemed or forgiven.
  8. Also, one of the things I do to comfort myself is visualize what it’s going to be like when he dies. Preferably a painful, terrifying death…but importantly, death. One of the things that I’ll be doing is spreading the celebration by church bells ringing - I’ll connect it to my speakers to play off my deck, in my car with the windows down. I think I’m going with a recording of the bells at Westminster. They rang in celebration when the last major fascist POS took a dirt nap. Seems right to ring them for this one.
  9. Hell yes. More of that. Much more.
  10. That shit’s here already, and you know it. Well-fed leopards our front shoulda told ya.
  11. Then resist. Fight back, for the republic and constitution you swore to serve. Fight for us, you cowardly pieces of shit.
  12. I mean….those are literally grocery stores. I shop at several places just like that (a halal market and a couple of small Mexican groceries). It’s not about anything other than the fact that they don’t look “heritage American” enough. It’s just more white nationalist evil Nazi bullshit. His death will be the most celebrated day on this planet since 1945.
  13. Man….do I feel ya. And I say this as a pretty white-looking Hispanic who is literally part of the power structure of this state (quite behind the scenes, mind you). I love that Bozo believes that these people can and will be saved. He’s dead-wrong, but I agree with him on one thing: we have to take action. I just think that the pragmatic action is procuring good weapons and ammo, practicing with them, and getting right with the concept that we may not live much longer. We’re going to be killing each other on a broader scale sooner than most people think. It’s so fucking unnecessary, so fucking stupid, and so fucking inevitable. The people who hate us and want us gone/dead aren’t salvageable, and aren’t worth saving. They are happy seeing my entire family in a mass grave by Alligator Alcatraz, which is literally a thing that this regime has called for. I’m done with them. Once you say “let’s do a genocide,” and then you actually start doing the genocide/ethnic cleansing, I’m done with you. Come for me or my family, and I’ll do what the Jews in Germany 1938 should have done. This is what it has come to. There’s no stopping it so long as one side insists on going all the way.
  14. Yeah….I feel ya, Sara. And, umm….may I feel ya, Sara?
  15. Brisketexan replied to Caracara's topic in Cloak Room
    There is a 100% chance he’s seen it, and there’s a 200% chance it is a material part of his motivation for action.
  16. Yes TAM? NOTAM!
  17. Non-combat aircraft flying over epic shitshow that is Iran, with players like Trump and Bibi in the mix:
  18. I do love this era's rock-solid script: "I'm not racist! But....[says/endorses totally racist shit]." Like fucking clockwork. "I'm not racist! I just think all the dirty spics should get outta America!" It's fantastic.
  19. Oh. On good authority.
  20. Understood. Does the order (or shit, one of his previous orders/tweets/truths) foreclose citizenship applications by those folks from being processed?
  21. What does this do for citizenship applications by people here on a green card from one of those countries? Because we have a legal relationship with someone who falls under that set of circumstances -- and is a dream American, incredible kid -- who has reached the age of majority and would like to pursue citizenship. And I am quite afraid that he can't now.
  22. Counterpoint: I'll want to know beforehand if any of them is remotely MAGA. I've seen Russian athletes spout rhetoric about exterminating Ukrainians. If any of these fuckers even support a little bit the planned genocide of my people from this country, they can burn in hell.
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