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Brisketexan

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Everything posted by Brisketexan

  1. Perhaps the deeper truth is that much of America can be Shank at any given time.
  2. An underlying rule is “if your cardiologist would hate it, it belongs in this thread.”
  3. Way to neglect your duty to start a thread, asshole.
  4. There is a near 100% chance she’s been sexually assaulted in custody already.
  5. Brisketexan replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    The point isn’t to fight a kinetic war against the US and “win.” The point it would be to resist force with force and by doing so, destroy the hostile movement within the US. If US forces took hostile action against Greenland defenders, they would fight back. Not to win, but to create casualties. The event of the US hostile forces actually killing allied forces (and suffering casualties in return) could break the regime. That’s the play. The forces there are a tripwire. Trump can’t invade without killing allied forces…which means he can’t invade…which makes his toddler-ass angry.
  6. What that doesn’t show is that half of that 52% doesn’t approve because he’s not deranged, awful, shitty, and cruel ENOUGH. Until we start with the actual death camps, white people in America ain’t gonna be satisfied.
  7. Sadly, you pick the one that is more reliable, predictable, and allows some mutuality in transactions. In every respect, Xi - while still shitty - is a much better trading partner. What a fucking timeline. It’s smarter to partner with China than the US.
  8. Counterpoint: I’ve found that my hate multiplies and intensifies. I think the universe can provide you an infinite reservoir of hate and contempt to match the volume of those who deserve your ire. Which is good, as we’re going to need never-before-seen levels to get the job of counterattacking these pieces of shit done. Hate. Then hate some more. Act on it. Inflict vengeance and cruelty sevenfold. Then piss on the ashes. That’s what’s needed. See, e.g., Dresden and Berlin circa 1945z
  9. My dudes. We’re weeks away from the official US health plan being “all the fast food you can eat and 2 packs of smokes a day. Cuz that’s how we rolled when America was great!”
  10. Archeologist 10,000 years from now: "We can't tell much about the population of this area except for the facts that they called the place 'Texas' and really, really, thought OU sucked."
  11. Seriously. Might as well have a "no homo" tag or some shit.
  12. Deej knows what’s up.
  13. They already are, man. See how China's trade surplus INCREASED last year? Everyone in the world is moving on without us. We are the biggest, most powerful economy in the world. But we aren't the ONLY economy in the world. If the world has to move on without us, it will. It already is. And...that's the smart play.
  14. We live in a world where Republicans....are celebrating our descent into us becoming a pure crony capitalist/command economy. It's fucking amazing. Command economy decrees that would have made them absolutely lose their shit about 20 years ago....they now cheer. Which is further evidence that the only governing principle the right has is "hurt people I don't like, and cheer about it." Every other principle has been discarded effortlessly.
  15. A few weeks ago, I stopped at an Arby's for a road trip lunch. Beef and cheddar, little arby's sauce, little horsey sauce.....man, it hit. Simple stuff, good memories of the 5 for $5 days (nowadays, 1 is enough).
  16. It will pass….just like 1933-1945 “passed” for Germany. What’s a few million dead and a continent in ruins to get to the other side?
  17. Have you not read what he posted? Did you fall behind?
  18. The plan amounts to this: "Build faster-than-light spaceship. Travel across the stars. Fuck hot aliens like Capt. Kirk did. Profit!" Y'all figure out the details, like how to violate the laws of physics and shit.
  19. They may cringe a bit. But they'll get in line. Because cult cuck member is their nature if they watch Fox. It's not curable.
  20. This is Texas, man. EVERYTHING goes on a tortilla, that goes without saying. For example, if you've never made a leftover turkey and dressing taco with a dash of gravy, I don't wanna know ya.
  21. See, the guards had to choke him, because....ummm.....this one time....he pantomimed a car driving into them, so they had no choice but to kill him in self-defense. Remember, these are just the killings we know about. I 100% guarantee you that there are already unmarked graves at or near ICE sites where bodies just....disappear.
  22. You're like....peak white dude....and you've never heard of cold meatloaf sammich with ketchup? I have a confuse.
  23. He is a hateful, mean fucker, he sucks Trump's dick and cups the balls, and he never, ever fails to follow the rule: the cruelty is the point. I'm serious. The more hateful piece of shit you are, the more you make other people suffer, the more Texas Republicans love you for it. If he went out and shot puppies every day, then posted pictures of passers-by crying "lib tears" at the carnage, he'd shoot up another 10 points in the polls.
  24. You don't like cold meatloaf sandwiches with ketchup? Why didn't you just save everyone some time and post "I'm a dirty commie who hates America?"
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