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Newy25

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  1. A 9-3 Texas team means we have three wins against top 10 teams and played five top 10 teams overall. That would be a lock to make the expanded playoffs. If we really did fix the offensive line the new hole in the damn is the one created by Akina in our secondary. Time to remove the tourniquet from the offensive line and figure out how to stop the bleeding in the secondary.
  2. How on earth did we not call a timeout and regroup? Jesus Christ that was some kind of shit defensive strategy,
  3. Why are we giving so much cushion in the fucking red zone? Jesus Christ
  4. Akina was a terrible hire and he likely won’t be back next year.
  5. They literally have one player. How can we not account for him?
  6. I really dislike the prevent defense using our backups.
  7. Jesus now our defense is just losing their minds.
  8. When you have a functioning offensive line, it’s remarkable what that does. I cannot believe just fixing left guard might have saved our season.
  9. Vanderbilt has a very good defensive front. In all of those games they have played well.
  10. It’s so weird to see elite blocking. We skipped everything after worst in the country to the line is absolutely gang raping Vanderbilt and playing elite.
  11. Just having below average at LG has changed our entire offense.
  12. One does not go from normal to rehab without a few steps in between. I hope the time away was at rehab and he is ok but if he was at rehab you can bet there was visibly destructive shit going on.
  13. Pretty surreal reading about the one subject about Sark that we hoped never came up in thread discussions at any point at his time at Texas. If that really became an issue again, it will absolutely come out at some point. Knowing from my own personal experiences, going back down that path leads to other destructive behavior that is impossible to keep quiet. I hope that is not what is going on here.
  14. Without Arch and Taaffe and after witnessing the back alley, rusty coat hanger abortion that is our offensive line all year there is no conventional wisdom that would suggest we win this game. But that is exactly why we win. Caldwell is about to join Chance Mock as a pinch hit Longhorn legend
  15. Maybe we should not shit on what a home and home with Maryland would look like. Selfishly I would be all in on a road game at Champaign.
  16. Please feel free to put me on ignore. I’m sorry you were wrong about your football opinion on Lebby. Apparently being right about that meant a lot to you.
  17. Jeff Lebby has done an awesome job despite the portal working against him. He’s beating us with players we casted off. I had a feeling this was going to happen today.
  18. We will not be laughing about his coaching ability after watching our game, unfortunately.
  19. Oregon’s coach is a cocaine addict. Ryan Day is gigantic piece of human shit. The Indiana coach is a narcissistic sociopath. Kiffin is motivated by college pussy and Internet trolling. The rumors about Cristobal’s personal life are wild. I want to not suck at football.
  20. Honestly I would rather have the next young, hungry coach not the coke addict propped up by NIL.
  21. Lebby or Dillingham would crush it at Texas.
  22. If that happened Lebby or Dillingham would be my first call.
  23. Vanderbilt might be the best team left on our schedule and will definitely score points on us. That’s the least likely win left on our schedule IMO.
  24. A lot of young, up and coming coordinators are about to become head coaches. Either by one of these schools directly or to the schools that get poached.
  25. I for sure do not want a new fucking thread on the same subject.
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