Everything posted by LonghornLurker
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Imagine spending your fleeting seconds on this earth willingly reading TexAgs…
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
So much confidence from the team that lost to App State. Tsk, tsk. Dread it, run from it - 8-4 arrives all the same.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Maybe that embarrassment to UT finally went to the big 40 acres in the sky. But, realistically, the orderlies finally took away his computer access.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Oh, fuck off. I’ll believe it when I see it. Which I have not and will not - it’s been five years of utter mediocrity under Jumbo.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Hopefully this loss is humiliating enough to purge this board of aggys. Looking at you, bizzle and George.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
This feels like an Aggy moment. Kind of hate to see it.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
This is the biggest pathetic bitch-ass weaksauce bleeding vagina statement I’ve seen in literal months. You, your parents, and your ancestors should be ashamed of your crumpled spine and shriveled balls.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Is that you, Randolph Duke?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I love the reading about the fucking aggys in the TEXAS Recruiting 2022 thread. Fucking pathetic. Those retards don’t deserve your headspace.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Card is definitely gone too. Kid doesn’t have a chance at starting.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Hope he enjoys blocking and squandering his talent, because that’s about all he’s going to do there. bitch.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I went and researched a bit this morning. Dredging back through CTJs posts, it makes sense. People aren’t going to want to fuck with black market money when a legal alternative is available.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Legality aside, this is pretty pathetic. Being outbid by literal sheep farmers. yikes. They’re basically challenging the NCAA to do anything…and they’ll most likely get away with it. Good thing it’s Texas 8-4, though. If it was OU with this class I’d be shitting bricks.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Ah, gotcha. $$$$$ with extra steps. I see you.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I mean, $$$$$$$. Obviously. No shit they’re paying players. I’m just surprised we didn’t match them for a lockdown CB like that. You’re really trying to tell me that we’re not playing the money game too after we pulled in the #5 class after a losing season? C’mon.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Fuck, seriously? The dude was literally openly shitting on them a few months ago. I don’t get how we miss like that.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
WHATEVER. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE CLOWNS. YOU COULD GIVE JIMBO AN NFL ROSTER AND THESE BITCHES WOULD BE 8-4.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Recruiting classes aren’t even that important. It’ll just be that much sweeter when they go 8-4 again.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Well, they don’t choose these kids because they’re smart.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Go away, old man! I’ve seen this take 30 times from dumbass boomers about how this is ruining the sport. Well, sucks for your poverty schools, I guess. Go put your dentures in and fuck off.
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2021 CB Ishmael Ibraheem
Well, he’s about to be in deep isht.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I’ve seen Weigman in person. Kid’s pretty good. I don’t think he’ll be a world-beater at aggy, but he’ll be an improvement over Calzada or King.
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2022 LB Kobie McKinzie
Lmao, fuck this dumbass kid.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Have you ever met aggy?
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
They’re probably going to run a gimpy King. Unfortunately, I think that may be a net improvement.