Everything posted by LonghornLurker
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Okay, but why? Lmao
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Show me a loss that isn’t Alabama. OU is down, OkSt overrated as fuck, Baylor losing half their senior team. Big 12 is shittier than ever. Time to drag our balls all over this sad little conference one last time before we leave.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Floor for next year is 10-2. Calling it now.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
My bad, my bad. Boosters/NIL cash. Happy now?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Happy about all the good O-line news, but how the fuck did Sark not pony up for Harri$? It felt like this was ours to lose, with Elko gone and LSU’s chaos.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
If they were smart, they’d make a run at Derek Mason. Lot of instability around Harsin bubbling around behind the scenes in that program. So, of course, I fully expect Charlie Kelly.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Lick my balls, faggies. I’m going to enjoy watching this class fall apart.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Sounds like a net positive swap for us if that happens. Haven’t been super impressed with Bama’s defense this year.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
You’ve gotta be a real fuckin’ moron to be an aggy on a Longhorn board. TexAgs is a single click away, dipshit.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Jumbo will never get over the 8-4 hump. By the time Texas joins the SEC, Sark will have righted the ship. I don’t expect Texas to lose to aggy in the SEC other than the occasional fluke.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That’s a lot of words to confirm that you’re Okie Aggy, my man.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I disagree. Committing to ATM as a WR is basically just screaming to the world that you have shit for brains. Imagine sacrificing your college career and several draft rounds for a load of cash up front. Homeboy’s probably too fucking stupid to start in Sark’s offense.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Well, fuck that dumbass kid. He was overrated anyways. Brennan Thompson is better.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
What the fuck.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Here, I’ve got this one. “hurr durr Calzada bad King good, definitely won’t take a step back even though every good player on the team is leaving, the backups are better!”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Well, fuck that kid. His foot has been out the door all season, so it’s not like a surprise. Kid’s overrated anyways.
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2022 RB Jamarion Miller
Fuck this kid. Hopefully he never sees the field.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Awww, someone’s mad that they got called out for being a little bitch. What a shocking development.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Ohhh, sorry, huge mistake. My most sincere apologies. Let me correct it for you, then. Is that better?
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
All I’m reading is “I’m a pussy and won’t put money on my team because I know they can’t do it”. Grow a pair of balls.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
A&M’s never going to be a dynasty like Alabama or Ohio State, but if they keep stacking recruiting classes, they’ll be a perennial top 15 team. And if they get a quarterback that isn’t trash, maybe they’ll have a year where they only have two losses. But I’d trade our coach for Jimbo 10/10 times. And that’s not a compliment to Jimbo - he’s not that good. Just an inditement of our miserable, sorry ass, piece of shit coach. If we do actually end up going to the SEC, they’re going to push our shit in for every year we have Sark After Dark.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Thank you, thank you. I try to keep good spirits in these troubling times. Seriously, screw that. Evan Stewart could unzip his pants and piss on Sark and his terrible staff, and I would still want that kid on our team.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
If a kid chooses Aggy instead of us, they’re a malcontent, and we didn’t want them anyways. I only want kids that want to be Longhorns.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Whatever, Jumbo’s going to LSU. I’m pretty sure they’ll be back to their normal state by the time we get to the SEC.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
We’re getting nobody, folks.