Everything posted by LonghornLurker
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Maybe he’ll make up another dead family member to dodge you or something.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Ah, knew you weren’t really gone! How did your conference with the midget Eltife go?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I’m glad we have a guy who really knows how to seal the deal as we reach the second half of the recruiting season. Yep.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I wouldn’t be worried about aggy at all if not for Weigman. That kid’s the real deal. Probably will put up some good numbers even in Jumbo’s dinosaur of an offense.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
No, there’s no fucking way that’s true. He’d have to be literally retarded. I guess you don’t have to be that bright to make dumb Tik-Toks and to catch a football, but still. Goddamn.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Shut the fuck up, dude. They aren’t going to win anything.
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Joshua Moore might be gone
Who gives a fuck? He sucks.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Well, I’m guessing the Arch dream is dead…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
You may want to temper your expectations, because judging by how things have been going recently we won’t get either of those!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
If Evan Stewart goes to aggy, he’s literally too stupid to be a take for Sark’s offense.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
You’re literally not even intelligent enough to find an A&M board to post your inane bullshit on. Fuck off!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
STFU, faggot. Go back to whatever cave you crawled out of.
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What, if anything is different because of the loss to OU Saturday?
Well, Randolph Duke is finally gone, so at least it wasn’t all bad. In all seriousness though, it doesn’t change much. It’s a bitter feeling to blow a 21 point lead, though.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Ole Miss, Alabama, LSU, and one of Arky/Auburn. Maybe even MState. They have a new OL and new QB. King is overrated and will get pancaked before halfway through the season. I think they’re inflated to hell by the media and will regress to their mean this season.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Aggy sucks major dick and I expect them to lose at least four games this season. Time for them to go back to their rightful place.
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Aggie football player arrested on drug, firearm charges (Jimbo's building that aggy program!)
I don’t mean anything other than what I said. No need to be a bleeding vagina about it.
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Aggie football player arrested on drug, firearm charges (Jimbo's building that aggy program!)
I love seeing thugs get in trouble with the law. Eat shit, lmao.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
What the fuck is this shit? Guests here? Nah. If you’re an aggy spreading your dumb shit on a Texas board, fuck you, fuck your wife, fuck your mom, fuck your dog, fuck your shitty college town, fuck your cheating football coach, fuck your unattractive women, fuck your gay-ass male cheerleaders, fuck your dead-end job, and go fuck yourself and get the fuck out of here. I’m talking to you, PHL.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Very cool, Randy. Maybe if you post your catchy slogan “tHe PeOpLe Of TeXaS dEsErVe BeTtEr ThAn TeXaS a&M” and the same couple of long-winded screeds on a football forum for several years, they’ll shut down the school. (By the way, if you’ve ever met anyone from Bryan, Waco, or Lubbock, you’d quickly realize they don’t deserve better than the sheep boudoir. So maybe I’d rethink the slogan a little.) Have you ever considered emailing your congressman to do something about it? I’m sure they’d love to get their daily dose of schizophrenia.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
There’s something to be said for not getting dragged into a retard’s turf and getting beat by experience. But goddamn, I can’t believe my alma mater somehow birthed a creature as miserable as Randolph Duke. Embarrassing.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
You sure? Because I’m trying to figure out another reason that could drive a man to spew so much nonsensical “woke” batshit insane drivel onto the internet for several years, and I’m coming up blank. I suppose CTJ’s idea of a mental asylum works too, now that I think about it. Seriously, though, how are you going come to this thread crying about your dead dad and then follow up like a few pages later with “Roses are red, Violets are blue. Kind ironic that after all the shit you and your redneckfuckwad friends have spewed over the years, that in a moment of crisis you run to a Univ of Texas facility” addressed to an old coach who worked there twenty years ago? Jesus fucking Christ. I hope your orderlies get their shit together. Also, stick your pseudo-woke bullshit up your asshole.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Did RC cream-pie your wife, or was that another aggy? Mocking an old man with cancer is shit on their level. I’d hope we’re better than that.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Fuck you and your ugly ass son, you retard gooner
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I’ve been reading this forum for several months and I joined just to say - what the fuck are you doing here? Run back to the sheep fuckers, you stupid gomer. Nobody gives a shit about your aggy take. I swear to god, even reading these godawful retard takes makes me dumber.