Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Listening to the Loochador. You sir are a true sicko. I salute you.
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
He’s probably going to get a raise: 1. Frank Wilson, LSU -- $950,000 2. Dell McGee, Georgia -- $805,000 3. Tony Alford, Ohio State -- $773,000 4. DeMarco Murray, Oklahoma -- $615,000 5. Curtis Luper, Missouri -- $575,000 6. Robert Gillespie, Alabama -- $565,000 7. Jay Boulware, Kentucky -- $550,000 7. Tashard Choice, Texas -- $550,000 7. Mike Hart, Michigan -- $550,000 10. Todd Goebel, NC State! -- $505,000
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I have decided to play running back at the University of Texas.
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Surly Horns Road Trip Part Deux Electric Boogaloo
Beautiful
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I would argue rather than Evan Stewart “costing” his team he actually provides a large amount of value as he is a very talented wide receiver who has won many accolades for his play. I think an average wide receiver would not perform as well as Evan Stewart if given the same opportunity. This is perhaps the core aspect of my theory “Evan Stewart is good at football despite being a miserable fuck”- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
He is my best friend in the whole world and I love him.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
You are picking at nits. He was a freshman all American receiver and has 280 yards and 2 TDS in 2 games this season. He is extremely good at football and would make any team better. He’s also a prick like many very good football players.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Evan Stewart had 11 catches for 142 yards today. I would also like to have him on my team because he is very good at football despite being an asshole.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Alpharetta (GA.) 2026 safety linebacker Ashton Moore "That was big win for Texas and the city of Austin and to go in to bama and win by double digits and the defense to play like that show that coach sarkisian is building something at Texas." A 15 year old did not write that. And if he did I don’t want to know about it. I’m not going back to jail.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Cy-Fair 2024 quarterback Trey Owens “I was confident the whole time, should’ve happened last year” Ok I like Owens now. I predict he starts a fight talking shit from the sideline at the OU game in 2025 after Arch throws a TD.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Disappointed that Burke was only able to gain 40 pounds in one offseason and it wasn’t pure muscle.- Texas One Fund
We gotta get all the One Fund money into bitcoin and NFTs. Strike while the iron is hot.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Go back to fucking beautiful women in paradise you weepy old fuck.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
He remains solid with Alabama at this point. lol.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
We ran the ball 9 fucking times in a row to ice the game. What the fuck is happening.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Isn’t Hudson in Lubbock? Someone should probably be calling him from the Bama locker room.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
It’s almost time for the weepy old drunk men to start posting. I remember when my great grandpappy died he told me all he wanted to see was Texas beat Bama since he fought against Alabama in the war but he died 15 minutes before kickoff so I drank a bottle of overpriced whiskey and watched the game alone in my man cave. Tearing up a bit just thinking about it.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
I have no son.- Tceh suffers crushing 2OT defeat at Wyoming
Imagine a UT regent logging onto Orangebloods posting shit like this. Fucking amateurs.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Hearing Hudson is getting cold feet after this Tech performance. Let’s start saying that.- Rice at Texas - Game 1
I was about to say the same thing.- Colorado at tcu - 11am on Fox
Doron Sanders is a piece of shit and I hope he fails.- Rice at Texas - Game 1
Sanders isn’t a blocking TE but god damn he blocks like a fucking bitch. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
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