Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
- Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I don’t care if he sucks in coverage, just look at this fucking guy. Sign him up.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Reminds me of Sweat, put 175 pounds on him over 4 years and watch him win the Outland.
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Navy nuke thread
- Surly Horns State of Things End 2023
Make the recruiting threads longer and more off topic. That way when you find out some actual news it’s an unexpected treat.- Surly Horns State of Things End 2023
If the donations don’t increase I’ll dox every one of you. CTJ is Greg Davis’ son. That’s just a taste.- Surly Horns State of Things End 2023
Also we should all give more money so that immamac doesn’t have to worry about this shit.- Surly Horns State of Things End 2023
There’s only one way to save Surly, go back to the Cloak Room and be even more racist.- Gumbo
Looks like you fucked it up.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
The fool: I shall go to central market at 5:00 the Friday before Christmas weekend, surely it shan’t be crowded and out of items. The wise man: I went to Costco 2 weeks ago and purchased all the presents, clothing, and food I shall need for all winter.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
All of these things are true: 1. Evan Stewart is a very good and talented football player. 2. He’s a shithead. 3. Some programs are not going to recruit him because in their view #2 trumps #1. It’s not that fucking complicated.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Is Hampton a take next year in the portal?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Opens tweet This is just a silly promo video for a recruit 7 minutes later, weeping I will die for Colin Simmons and his whole family- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Sanders is going pro and KJ Jefferson is going to replace him at TE.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Brenden Schooler didn’t get drafted and he had insane testing numbers and was a great special teams player.- UT vs LSU - Halal Guys Showcase (Toyota Center) @ 11am ESPN2
I’d shit my pants if I had to play basketball after eating Halal Guys.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
He’s Puerto Rican?- 2023 Texas High School Football
I remember seeing a terrible missed call at a game years back, that was probably you you son of a bitch.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
What are we doing here people. Get your shit together.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
(Jabba the hut voice) NaNa Osafo Mensah- Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Man I’m going to miss Jimbo. Elk is going to be shitty and boring like Franchione/Sherman. When Elk is fucked in year 3 he’s not going to go out and hire the suicide squad of disgraced coaches like Jimbo.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
This is fun. I love the transfer portal.- South/Central Texas Multiple Homicides (6 dead, 9 shot) 12/5/23
Back in my day a shooting at Reagan wouldn’t even make the news.- Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
It’s been a pretty great 24 hours. - Surly Horns State of Things End 2023
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