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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Sark is about to be the richest Armenian in the world. Take that Agassi.
  2. I don’t care if he sucks in coverage, just look at this fucking guy. Sign him up.
  3. Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?!
  4. Reminds me of Sweat, put 175 pounds on him over 4 years and watch him win the Outland.
  5. Make the recruiting threads longer and more off topic. That way when you find out some actual news it’s an unexpected treat.
  6. If the donations don’t increase I’ll dox every one of you. CTJ is Greg Davis’ son. That’s just a taste.
  7. Also we should all give more money so that immamac doesn’t have to worry about this shit.
  8. There’s only one way to save Surly, go back to the Cloak Room and be even more racist.
  9. Hank Scorpio replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel
    Looks like you fucked it up.
  10. The fool: I shall go to central market at 5:00 the Friday before Christmas weekend, surely it shan’t be crowded and out of items. The wise man: I went to Costco 2 weeks ago and purchased all the presents, clothing, and food I shall need for all winter.
  11. All of these things are true: 1. Evan Stewart is a very good and talented football player. 2. He’s a shithead. 3. Some programs are not going to recruit him because in their view #2 trumps #1. It’s not that fucking complicated.
  12. Is Hampton a take next year in the portal?
  13. Opens tweet This is just a silly promo video for a recruit 7 minutes later, weeping I will die for Colin Simmons and his whole family
  14. Sanders is going pro and KJ Jefferson is going to replace him at TE.
  15. Brenden Schooler didn’t get drafted and he had insane testing numbers and was a great special teams player.
  16. I’d shit my pants if I had to play basketball after eating Halal Guys.
  17. I remember seeing a terrible missed call at a game years back, that was probably you you son of a bitch.
  18. What are we doing here people. Get your shit together.
  19. (Jabba the hut voice) NaNa Osafo Mensah
  20. Man I’m going to miss Jimbo. Elk is going to be shitty and boring like Franchione/Sherman. When Elk is fucked in year 3 he’s not going to go out and hire the suicide squad of disgraced coaches like Jimbo.
  21. This is fun. I love the transfer portal.
  22. Back in my day a shooting at Reagan wouldn’t even make the news.
  23. It’s been a pretty great 24 hours.
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