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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. So can I buy heroin online again?
  2. I want to represent the NCAA. Just make dumb ass arguments with no chance of success while pounding the fucking file. Oh no we lost who saw that coming, that will be 11 million dollars thank you.
  3. Agreed but Campbell would crush it as a recruiter and fund raiser which most NFL guys hate. Good thing he’s never going to coach aggy.
  4. This is bullshit. Have I ever been to a Surly tailgate? No. Do I demand that they be put on each week? Absolutely. I want my money back.
  5. Helbious on his way to get us 3 DTs
  6. I don’t know that we need a TE but this guy is probably the 2nd best TE in the country behind the PSU guy. Arch throwing jump balls to a 6’7 TE would probably be cool.
  7. I’ve got $37 in my wallet, someone call Fasusi and tell him the offer just went up by $36 (I need $1 for the bus).
  8. A fun United story: had a client a few years ago with some kind of rare leukemia (which had nothing to do with the case we were handling). He finds out that there’s a new treatment that is about to be approved but is available and his doctors got him on the list. It also costs like $500,000 and of course United denies the claim. Since we were already representing him we agreed to handle the denial appeal which we had to do in arbitration. 3 arbitrators, we pick one, United picks one, and one we agree upon. We’re told that United picked the same hack arbitrator they always pick so we assume we’re already in the hole. Arbitration lasts a couple of days, United has no defense other than ā€œfuck this guy he’s dead already and we don’t wanna pay.ā€ Arbitrators deliberate for maybe 15 minutes, come back in, and United’s chosen arbitrator proceeds to chew out United (or rather their lawyers) for denying the claim and that every person who touched this claim at United should be ashamed and gave United 48 hours to approve the claim. Client got the treatment and is doing just fine now. Hooray insurance companies!
  9. Wrong. An Asian Poon War is exactly what I want.
  10. UT has to have a hotter Asian alum who Ellison wants to bang. Just send him down to the PCL on a Saturday.
  11. He’s so raw he doesn’t even know he’s supposed to wear shoulder pads.
  12. The Ffrench-Cook connection makes sense. How do you make bbq chicken? You Cook it. Who are the best cooks on earth? The Ffrench. I expect the decommit any day now.
  13. Sark out here cutting five stars, no one is safe. Banks needs to shore up his pass pro or Sark will drop his ass too.
  14. lol we’re going to war with Iran
  15. I hear TxTow is on Trump’s short list for transportation secretary.
  16. Three unprovable things I absolutely believe: 1. If Colt doesn’t get hurt against Bama we win the MNC. 2. If any other team than the Titans and fucking Jeff Fisher drafts VY he goes on to have a great 15 year NFL career. 3. If the Democratic establishment doesn’t come together in the primary to shank Bernie he wins the nomination and Trump is never heard from again.
  17. Hank Scorpio replied to a post in a topic in Please do this better?
    A college football message board being an echo chamber?! Someone call the police!
  18. He wasn’t even touched in that return, probably because he’s soft and afraid of contact.
  19. I’d go to jail again if I took that many pictures of a 17 year old.
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