Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
New bet: if Livingstone goes over 750 yards, CTJ has to be my best friend. If he goes under, I have to be CTJs best friend.
- LSU @ Texas Series Thread
- LSU @ Texas Series Thread
- LSU @ Texas Series Thread
- LSU @ Texas Series Thread
- LSU @ Texas Series Thread
- LSU @ Texas Series Thread
- LSU @ Texas Series Thread
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UTSA v Texas - 6:30 p.m.SEC Network+
That’s a good mustache
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UTSA v Texas - 6:30 p.m.SEC Network+
Buncha pop dicks playin grab ass out there.
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UTSA v Texas - 6:30 p.m.SEC Network+
I want to go to bed god dammit.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
ATM could be really good next year if they replace their entire coaching staff and roster.
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New Girl Scout Cookie Flavor: Death?
I think the better question is why you are going down on girl scouts.
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Why so Syriaous (Syria Megathread)
Someone needs to tell those guys over there to cool it.
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HBO MAX: "The PITT"
I enjoy all the children dying. 5 stars.
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Fuck pitching. I want a 90s FSU team of steroid monsters that win every game 14-12.
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
So this buys like maybe 4-5 years until the courts blow it up?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
It’s more likely Tom Cruise is fucking Duane Akina than Ana de Armas.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Sark has clearly lost a step and Greg Davis is only 73 years old.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
The real question is who would want to come here now that Sark has completely lost control of the team.
- Dartmouth @ Texas Series Thread
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
She Felix on my Zaden til I’m Krempin. I’m sorry. I’ll leave now.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
How do we not have a RB coach yet? Sark has lost control of the program.
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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
If I were in Congress I would abuse the shit out of the speech and debate clause. Just get up there everyday and talk shit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
/Jabba the Hut voice