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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. I know when I’ve had a few too many the first place I drive to is 6th street at 3am.
  2. God damn Tony Gwynn batting 9th
  3. Strike this fucking twink out.
  4. Maybe we could put some 8 year olds in as defensive replacements since they can catch a fucking pop up.
  5. I was the starting second baseman for the Atlanta Braves for 8 years, no one used your terminology. Maybe it’s a college/little league thing.
  6. I’m not gonna lie I would very much like to win this game.
  7. Once again an Aggie is unable to communicate with an African American.
  8. I played pro ball and you don’t know shit.
  9. I heard he sucks and we’re going to fucking tee off on him
  10. Just put Williams in and we win. He’s literally never lost.
  11. Probably not a great idea to leave a breaking ball up like that in the future
  12. Smart move by Schloss to keep it close
  13. The shift is anti American
  14. Fucking baby giraffe good job
  15. Hoooo that was sweet
  16. I did not realize how much I dislike LaViolette. Just look at the guy. Fuck him.
  17. Oh so babies being out too late at sporting events is political now?
  18. That baby should not be there.
  19. I miss the good old days of arguing if Chiles should starts.
  20. Fuck it, does Jonah Williams know how to pitch?
  21. It seems to me that over the last 5 years or so any time a pitcher might need TJ surgery there is a 100% chance they are going to get TJ surgery. But what can you do, every 14 year old needs a power slider.
  22. I’m just excited we appear to have a side arm lefty specialist, every team needs a funky throwing lefty only pitcher. He’s no Keith Shinaberry but I’ll take it.
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