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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Sark out there just playin Xbox
  2. If I needed a non work truck for hunting/hauling I would get a new Maverick. Practical, cheap, good gas mileage, and will probably last forever.
  3. I get that they have to keep Brandon locked away because he’s 900 years old and they don’t want everyone to see that but they should turn him loose with regular people more often. He’s good at chopping it up with voters, even MAGA ones.
  4. I’m at a bar drinking the Garrison Brothers Balmorhea and it’s good as hell. Can you get it at a regular liquor store or do I have to jack off some liquor store clerk to get on a special list to get in line at 6 AM.
  5. West Virginia is so fucking bad.
  6. I have a lot of problems with Sark but he’s been pretty good (Tech second half notwithstanding) at pulling off junk gadget plays, especially when you have a QB the defense knows can’t throw deep or over the middle. Half the playbook is useless with Card.
  7. Worthy should starts.
  8. The left side of the line is not doing card any favors.
  9. Oh yeah. That’s the good stuff.
  10. There is still plenty of time left for King to get injured.
  11. Kneally’s has the best pizza in Houston after 8-13 Guinness
  12. I don’t know the name of it but there’s a car wash on Shepard that is next door to Kneally’s. Drop the car off, have a few drinks, drunk drive into the Petco across the street.
  13. Every murder for hire plot is just a Coen brothers film waiting to be made.
  14. Hank Scorpio replied to Gil Bang's topic in Music
  15. This is insane. Are you the Joker?
  16. Lots of misogynists on this thread criticizing the first female leader of Italy. I’m with her!
  17. Just got back from this place, would be great in the winter. Mount Washington
  18. Looks like we can go ahead and stop recruiting kickers.
  19. Sark and Jimbo both gonna have to hire OCs.
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