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Hank Scorpio

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  1. This is the best summary of what’s going on: https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-07-09/elon-s-out
  2. that’s the good stuff right there
  3. I’m going to start smoking in solidarity
  4. What the fuck. When did everyone get cancer? This is bullshit.
  5. Tell them to drop out of law school and go do something productive.
  6. Didn’t see a New England thread, going to Boston in September and have 5-7 days to do whatever. I’ve got Boston covered but I am debating where to go after. Go North to NH/VT and up to Portland or go South to Martha’s Vineyard/Cape Cod and maybe Rhode Island. I’ve been to Boston and Portland before but everything else up there is a mystery to me. Hopefully I can avoid the foliage crowd since we’ll be going in early September. And no clams. Clams are fucking terrible.
  7. Gotta think Sark regrets letting Coleman go after losing Pettaway.
  8. God bless texifornia for posting these updates and assuredly taking tens of points off his IQ in the process. He’s the hero we need.
  9. Remember when we were up 28-7 on OU in the first quarter? If we play all 4 quarters like that this year we should win 112-28.
  10. Crimo thinks clapclap is too extreme
  11. I think it’s important to point out the difference between a .308 vs a 5.56 cartridge when discussing this shooting. A .308 round isn’t going to have the same velocity (depending on barrel length and gunpowder composition) as a smaller caliber bullet like a .221 or even a .222 double jacketed hollow point. On the other hand, the 5.56 is going to have greater stopping power depending on the coriolis effect, more like a 3.141592 shell. One thing is for sure, these distinctions are extremely important.
  12. Axelrod’s friend pushed over his kid in the wheelchair so he could get away.
  13. Mitt Romney had his chance to stand up to all this GQP bullshit and he decided to kiss the ring because he’s a little bitch who doesn’t care about anything but getting his, just like the rest of them. Fuck Trump, but it was hilarious that he made Romney grovel and then passed him over for Secretary of State. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-romney/romney-potential-u-s-secretary-of-state-hails-trump-after-dinner-idUSKBN13P0A7
  14. Was just texting an Aggie buddy about this thread, how do you upload screenshots?
  15. Hank Scorpio replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Well Newsradio was created by Paul Simms, who also made the Larry Sanders show, Flight of the Concords, and Atlanta. I will die on this hill.
  16. The actor that plays Richie is so fucking good.
  17. Before Mitchell who was our last player from Jersey?
  18. Hank Scorpio replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    it’s not an opinion, it’s science: Maura Tierney > Elaine Dave Foley > Jerry Phil Hartman > George Stephen Root > Kramer
  19. Hank Scorpio replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    90s Maura Tierney is an all timer. And Newsradio is better than Seinfeld.
  20. Username checks out
  21. This is somehow going to be an NFT/crypto scam
  22. This show is pure respect the troops revenge fantasy schlock and I will watch every episode hooting and hollering like an idiot. 5 stars.
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