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TornACL

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  1. TornACL replied to a post in a topic in Daily Texan
    I am in the sick club. Day before Thanksgiving I started with the sore throat and chills. Over the weekend it turned into the massive congestion in head and chest. I finally feel better today but still kind of stopped up.
  2. This thread is a reminder to stay off the roller coaster. We're never as good as you think we are and we're never as bad as you think we are.
  3. Maher fucked you bro. lol
  4. Night night, Dumbface v2.0
  5. God damn, everyone and their cousin is sharing that shit on LinkedIn. Along with some inane shit like "This is why I tell my son to always clean his room. Successful people pick up after themselves."
  6. If a 32-13 win is your definition of an ugly win I'll happily take ugly wins all season.
  7. Pic of wife so I can decide how I feel about this raging controversy?
  8. Feels like this will be another low scoring home game. Horns - 20 Bears - 16 Bijan 136 total yards
  9. You're not hosting shit unless you win your division. Unless Philly just falls apart it's gonna be at Tampa or at SF most likely imo
  10. Dallas -9 vs NYG Seems like we've had some weird ass results on T Day the last few years but Daniel Jones is about to find out. 30-13 Boys
  11. Oh I didn't realize there was a left half of the pitch. I think that's the first time we've seen it in thirty minutes. Fucking iran.
  12. I am just so fucking tired of sad boys who clearly have either never gotten laid, or if a supermodel laid down in front of them and said "take me" they'd bitch that she's a whore. If I had five bucks for every loser at the bar who said "huh where was this LAST week" I could have paid my bar tab. Does today mean that Dallas is winning the super bowl? No. Did last week mean that Dallas sucks? No. Enjoy today. It was fun as fuck shitting in Kirk Cousins mouth. I don't know what we are but we're not the soft ass Vikings.
  13. We beat the 8-1 Vikings by 37 and y'all are bitching about announcers. It's ok to be happy for a few hours for once in your miserable lives.
  14. For all of his faults, Dak does not act like he won the Super Bowl after every regular season win. Kirk does, because he knows he's fraudulent as fuck.
  15. Just think about how soft Minnesota must be if we're able to go into that stadium every year and take their lunch money.
  16. I am just here to remind everyone what an absolute fraud Kirk Cousins is. That bitch was fucking scared after Micah's second sack.
  17. Welp.
  18. Jim Mora Jr should win coach of the year. He won't, but he should.
  19. I like Boston College +20. I caught a little of their Duke game with their new QB and that kid can throw it. Looks like he had a good day when they upset NC State last week. I still don't trust Notre Dame.
  20. I enjoy the Rant reboot on Thursdays but someone stop Corby from presenting his terrible hypotheticals.
  21. Oh but I bet your tune would change if you were presented with briefcases of cash, and a bevy of hookers at your beck and call.
  22. If it's Bud Heavy, just leave it in the desert to rot.
  23. Sounds like they hired a shitty attorney. If you didn't know what your rights are, or the repercussions of pleading guilty, it'd kinda be the lawyers job to walk them through that.
  24. Sounds like a better business plan than Goatse Me.
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