Everything posted by TornACL
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Winter 2022-23 sick thread
I am in the sick club. Day before Thanksgiving I started with the sore throat and chills. Over the weekend it turned into the massive congestion in head and chest. I finally feel better today but still kind of stopped up.
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Show me a third W on this schedule
This thread is a reminder to stay off the roller coaster. We're never as good as you think we are and we're never as bad as you think we are.
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Cowboys vs Giants: Turkey Day Edition
Maher fucked you bro. lol
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Cowboys vs Giants: Turkey Day Edition
Night night, Dumbface v2.0
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What is wrong with you Japan
God damn, everyone and their cousin is sharing that shit on LinkedIn. Along with some inane shit like "This is why I tell my son to always clean his room. Successful people pick up after themselves."
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Cowboys vs Giants: Turkey Day Edition
If a 32-13 win is your definition of an ugly win I'll happily take ugly wins all season.
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Did Benajmin Watson Beat Some Ass off the Set of this Halftime Show?
Pic of wife so I can decide how I feel about this raging controversy?
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Texas v Baylor free money giveaway
Feels like this will be another low scoring home game. Horns - 20 Bears - 16 Bijan 136 total yards
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
You're not hosting shit unless you win your division. Unless Philly just falls apart it's gonna be at Tampa or at SF most likely imo
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
Dallas -9 vs NYG Seems like we've had some weird ass results on T Day the last few years but Daniel Jones is about to find out. 30-13 Boys
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World Cup Day 2 - England/Iran, Senegal/Netherlands
Stuntin on those hoes
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World Cup Day 2 - England/Iran, Senegal/Netherlands
Oh I didn't realize there was a left half of the pitch. I think that's the first time we've seen it in thirty minutes. Fucking iran.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
I am just so fucking tired of sad boys who clearly have either never gotten laid, or if a supermodel laid down in front of them and said "take me" they'd bitch that she's a whore. If I had five bucks for every loser at the bar who said "huh where was this LAST week" I could have paid my bar tab. Does today mean that Dallas is winning the super bowl? No. Did last week mean that Dallas sucks? No. Enjoy today. It was fun as fuck shitting in Kirk Cousins mouth. I don't know what we are but we're not the soft ass Vikings.
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Week Whatever: Cowboys @ Vikings Game Thread
We beat the 8-1 Vikings by 37 and y'all are bitching about announcers. It's ok to be happy for a few hours for once in your miserable lives.
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Week Whatever: Cowboys @ Vikings Game Thread
For all of his faults, Dak does not act like he won the Super Bowl after every regular season win. Kirk does, because he knows he's fraudulent as fuck.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
Just think about how soft Minnesota must be if we're able to go into that stadium every year and take their lunch money.
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Week Whatever: Cowboys @ Vikings Game Thread
I am just here to remind everyone what an absolute fraud Kirk Cousins is. That bitch was fucking scared after Micah's second sack.
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College Football 2022
Jim Mora Jr should win coach of the year. He won't, but he should.
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College Football 2022
I like Boston College +20. I caught a little of their Duke game with their new QB and that kid can throw it. Looks like he had a good day when they upset NC State last week. I still don't trust Notre Dame.
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If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...
I enjoy the Rant reboot on Thursdays but someone stop Corby from presenting his terrible hypotheticals.
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Qatar World Cup thread of off-the-pitch drama and debauchery
Oh but I bet your tune would change if you were presented with briefcases of cash, and a bevy of hookers at your beck and call.
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Qatar World Cup thread of off-the-pitch drama and debauchery
If it's Bud Heavy, just leave it in the desert to rot.
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Make a kid walk .5 mile home = child endangerment. We have lost our fucking minds.
Sounds like they hired a shitty attorney. If you didn't know what your rights are, or the repercussions of pleading guilty, it'd kinda be the lawyers job to walk them through that.
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Make a kid walk .5 mile home = child endangerment. We have lost our fucking minds.
Sounds like a better business plan than Goatse Me.