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TornACL

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  1. Texas 35 WVU 26 RBs 252
  2. Lol I love the idea that the Colts would tie up like $85M in 2023 salary cap to hold two starting quarterbacks. Brilliant.
  3. It's because his name is Booger. And no one can change my mind.
  4. Super Bowl.
  5. Uhhhh not sure if you've been watching, but building leads is not the problem. Holding on to them is.
  6. TornACL replied to taybo20's topic in Football
    Which big 12 ref crew is doing that Iowa State game? I can't find it anywhere.
  7. You're giving the cops too much credit here. I'm not convinced it wasn't intentional.
  8. The State Fair website bigtex.com will have a map and table of where all the fried foods are located, including the specialty/unique things. If there's something I really want to try I usually go get it before 9am so the lines aren't too long. Same with Fletchers corny dogs. Only Okies and noobs wait in the first coupon line they see past the entrance. That line is usually super long, and if you go a little further you can usually find a coupon booth with no wait. Especially at 8am or whatever.
  9. Disagree. He was the worst of the bunch. Good riddance.
  10. I like Syracuse UVA Under. It's down a couple of total points since I locked it in.
  11. Every time I see that question asked in a presser I assume it's dumb fuck Kirk Bohls or dumber fuck Brian Davis.
  12. Only Surly would get snobby about which tortillas are best for *throwing*. Some of you need to get laid.
  13. Live in or visit Fort Worth for 5 days and you will hate TCU. Nothing but turds. They wonder why Fort Worth won't support their school. The city would, if TCU kids quit being let out in public
  14. Horns - 27 Red Raiders - 24 Auburn walks it off with a field goal. Pass interference flag puts Texas in FG territory. Texas team pelted with trash while leaving the field. Big 12 vows to issue a public reprimand. Receivers - 146 yards. JT Sanders (TE) gets 90 yards, not counted in the total above.
  15. When it comes to delivering accurate passes under pressure, I would agree.
  16. At some point in the game, he described Frank Harris taking a deep shot, which was like a 12 yard pass to a tight end.
  17. He is a fucking terrible announcer. I would rather have Beth Mowins and her God awful accent than Galindo.
  18. Settle down, Alice
  19. In addition to awarding money to the best posts of the week, we should also fine the worst tangent starter of the week $25.
  20. Last week we showed a lot of promise. This week we prove it. We dogwalk UTSA. And give up a chunk of yards in the 4th after everything has mostly been settled. 48-24 UTSA 418 total yards.
  21. As always you should feel encouraged by the fact that every Joe Q Public is on the bAmA bLoWoUt drum beat. Alabama - 43 Texas - 24 Late garbage TD makes it look worse than it was. Ewers - 245 total yards
  22. I got into the bourbon tonight so I placed a small bet on TCU CU under 59.5. Hoping Colorado's offense is still dogshit.
  23. Get ready for the greatest event in American sports, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
  24. Who would have ever thought that Mike Mayock and Jon Gruden would be shitty talent evaluators. Oh, everyone? Ok then.
  25. Girl on the right doesn't have to look both ways before crossing the street.
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