Everything posted by TornACL
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Teacher-Student Tell All Book
Seems like a hell of a lot of words just to say "Don't care, had sex"
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Nebraska vs Nawfwestern - 11:30am - FOX (9:30 Pacific)
They do it because they don't have any friends to call or hang out with after the game.
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Australia night club bans ugly people
Sounds like something someone with open restraining orders against them would say.
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Fort Worth is exploding
I have heard nothing good about living at Montgomery Plaza. The couple of people I do know who used to have places there got out as soon as they could. They claimed that outrageous HOA fee does nothing to prevent frequent maintenance nuisances.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Doesn't matter what your recruiting ranking was four years ago when hardly any of them are on the roster anymore.
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Fort Worth is exploding
So 120 days until it's closed again.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Is there some kind of emergency broadcast system or Amber alert type of deal that will let me know when QE3 has officially developed swagger?
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Griddle me this Batman
This thread fucks. I donated my table top Blackstone to my tailgate group a few years back but I am hopping on Amazon to rectify that situation, pronto.
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2022 Tropical Storm and Hurricane Thread
I hope this August reprieve means that we're gonna have a Texas OU game with kickoff temps in the 40s.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
My old source was a stupid lying idiot but now I have a new source who swears he knows everything and I believe him and that will be $9.95, sir.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Like obituaries. Which, considering Bama looms in week 2, is fitting.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Welcome to Surly, Pete.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
I am so fucking tired of our pets' heads falling off.
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OK, Maybe all of Oklahoma doesn't suck
It's an incredible burn on both OP and the state of Oklahoma that a plate of fried catfish and French fries could improve a man's total outlook on a state.
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Anne Heche -- bad car accident
Talk about making a Hechety exit.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings
Tyron Smith must love ball. Because if I was him, my ass would be retired. It hurts me to watch him walk off the field after a series. At this time last year the sky was falling on Jamarr Chase.
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Whole new twist on Oceans 11
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Fort Worth is exploding
Anybody got a good car a/c tech? My regular place in NRH is so fucking slammed I can't get in there for days. Closer to FW proper would be better anyway.
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Austin OnlyFans Model Taking Involuntary Hiatus
I bet she fucked like a real wildcat. Would have been fun. Without the whole....getting stabbed to death thing, though.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
They could find a paper trail of Trump peddling nuclear secrets to the Saudis for cash, and his remaining idiot fan base would just scream "He's just making deals! It's what he does!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Campus dentist office.
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If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...
I am not a chronic Ticket complainer like some on here but that segment had me wondering what is the fucking point here? Total penalty kill of a radio segment.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Last year on a scale of 1-10 I would give the DL a 0.5 so unless they're turning over the entire line to new dudes we're gonna have to see a remarkable year over year improvement to get to 5.
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2022 MLB thread
I like how Doval can pipe it in there at 103 and then in between batters he just wanders around the mound like he's walking his dog at the park.
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2022 MLB thread
FYI the Jays are 9.5 games back and have gained exactly 1 game on the Yanks in the last 10 games. However, if NYY does somehow blow a 9.5 game lead with 54 to go, I will be front and center here, with popcorn, for the meltdown.