Everything posted by TornACL
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Cowboys @ Eagles: Week 18 Season Finale
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that's the first time we've hung 50 on Washington and Philly in the same season. Delicious!
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Cowboys @ Eagles: Week 18 Season Finale
Falling in love with guys and being unable to part with them / overpaying them to keep em is the Cowboys way. Resigning Gallup would be fucking stupid, unless the knee injury means he's not getting fat offers from the market.
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Cowboys @ Eagles: Week 18 Season Finale
I usually watch ManningCast or watch MNF at a bar with no sound, but Steve Levy fucking sucks.
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Cowboys @ Eagles: Week 18 Season Finale
That is not a fumble, fucking idiot Eagle fans.
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Regular Season Thread -- Money, Masks, & Masochism
Drew Lock fucking sucks. Giving him a whole season wouldn't have changed anything. The only step forward Lock is going to take is to the unemployment line.
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Cowboys @ Eagles: Week 18 Season Finale
You can just call them cocksuckers. That's what I do.
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Cowboys @ Eagles: Week 18 Season Finale
Stop it. I hate Philly more than anybody but this is so fucking dumb. Is either team going to even try tonight? I know Dallas claims they're playing to win but I feel like Cooper Rush plays the second half.
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Roommate serves vegan bacon, gets life ruined.
I've never had one serve me a cracker and then say "ha HA! You just ate the body of Christ, son! Owned!"
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Regular Season Thread -- Money, Masks, & Masochism
We are owed this after the 2011 ice storm bullshit ruined the DFW Super Bowl party week.
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Roommate serves vegan bacon, gets life ruined.
There is nothing worse than a proselytizing vegetarian. Sounds like the rabbit food lover fucked around and found out.
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Regular Season Thread -- Money, Masks, & Masochism
Dak was awful today.
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Views in Jerry's World--Buying Cotton Bowl Playoff Tickets
You can definitely see the screen and from that high up that's what you're mainly going to be watching.
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Denver spree killing takes biizaro turn…
In order for that book to ring any alarm bells, someone would have had to read it. I don't know this idiot, but I doubt he was a regular F Scott Fitzgerald.
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Buying a New Vehicle in this environment
Sounds like a Karen just moved into the neighborhood and is trying to flex her muscles. If I were you I would just lie and tell them it was approved 6 years ago. And when they inevitably ask you for proof, tell them to go find the approval. It isn't your fucking job to keep their records for them, and you assumed after 5 years it was safe to purge it from your file cabinet.
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
At Ceasars there are also a couple of self service machines if you don't want to talk to a human. I usually use those for stupid parlays. Didn't see any at Nugget to my surprise, but I would assume they're at other books as well.
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Regular Season Thread -- Money, Masks, & Masochism
That helmet with a dark blue jersey (ditch the stupid ass shoulder stars) would look clean.
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Regular Season Thread -- Money, Masks, & Masochism
Let's go kill that midget Kyler next weekend.
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Cowboys vs Washington: SNF
Jesus Fucking Christ. Dallas had 388 yards of offense in the first half.
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Any Interest in a SB Squares Game?
I, too, am a degenerate and would be in for this.
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LAPD shoots at guy armed with bike lock, kill 14 year old bystander
Yeah but you know I bet that 14 year old girl once got cited for jaywalking so she probably had it coming.
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Regular Season Thread -- Money, Masks, & Masochism
It's not like Dak is playing that good though. First half of the season, wouldn't be worried about them at all. But as of now with this offense, totally different story. People are naive if they think we can lean on the defense to make a deep playoff run. We need that offense to get it in gear and fast. Relax. Only pussies are afraid of the 49ers. See: The Bitch Titans.
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Regular Season Thread -- Money, Masks, & Masochism
Seems kinda racist.
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Regular Season Thread -- Money, Masks, & Masochism
Some of yall are scared of the Niners? Lol, stop being pussies. Jimmy G fucking sucks.
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Armed Forces Bowl OFFICIAL Thread
Maybe the funniest thing of all is that Mizzou came in to this game around a 7 point dog against fucking Army. So props to them for covering, I guess?
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No thread about those missionaries kidnapped in Haiti?
What. The. Fuck. is up with that one lady's neck.