Everything posted by TornACL
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Longhorn Engagement Present
You missed an opportunity to say "Man I haven't seen a football gifted away like that since Reggie Bush tried that stupid lateral"
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Barton Creek Mall on a Saturday Night
I mean this with all due respect, but you have to be a complete fucking loser to still go to a mall.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
This page is not Top 5 recruiting class worthy. Except for Natalie.
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Concerts you are attending
I too am going to go to Khruangbin Friday night in Deep Ellum. Goldee's BBQ Texas HS Football State Championships at Jerryworld Khruangbin Shaping up to be a nice little Friday
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1984 baseball year in review (the first- and maybe the last!) of these to pass time during the lockout
I think my first baseball memory at 6 was Fred Lynn hitting a grand slam in the 1983 All Star Game. I was playing tball and immediately loved baseball. So when 1984 started I was all in. I was a numbers nerd as soon as I could count, and at 7 I liked the box scores and standings in the morning paper. I will never ever forget that the Tigers started 35-5 that year. In 1984 I also saw my first game in the Astrodome. 1-0 Astros over Dodgers. Nolan Ryan got the W. My old man got sweet tickets right behind home plate from his boss. I was mad that there wasn't a home run, so we couldn't see the famed Astrodome scoreboard go off.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Wait until he learns what Chicken of the Sea is.
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Fort Worth is exploding
At Tulips for the first time. I dig it. Drive By Truckers play here in Feb. Looking forward to that one.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Should be a rat tail.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I want all the OL.
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Fort Worth is exploding
It was full as shit like a week ago. They sold fast. Good for them.
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Horns with Heart - The NIL Deathstar gets closer to completion
I'm surprised Rovell didn't tell us that the 50,000 annual dollars would buy the OL 2,941 Friday pork chops at Perry's, or 56 per week for an entire year. That's usually the depth of that dumb fuck's "sports business analysis"... long division.
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Made the Mistake of Visiting SEC Rant For Some Sugar Bowl Talk - What Is This Worlds Fair Conspiracy?
This is 100% accurate. Smart people will reject it outright without watching because it is idiocy. Idiots will find plenty of food for thought because they are idiots, and the only thing idiots feast on is intellectual junk food.
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tell me about Study Abroad
Vegan eating is only a "fad" or "trend" in America because we're a bunch of fat slobs. Other cultures have been doing quite well in that arena far before some people here started discovering it. She sounds like she is doing well and ready to see the world and it's the best experience a young person can have, so no need to smother her in a blanket of worries.
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Surly #Stonks
Goodbye AMY. Thanks for reducing the ol tax bill, I guess.
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2022 Off-Season Thread: No Kool-Aid, Just Flavor-Aid
That tweet is so stunning in its stupidity that I'm surprised it wasn't written by Brian Davis.
- Texas Football Roster 2022 -- "Welcome To The Party Pal"
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College Football 2021
BC and Michigan State are allegedly flu-ravaged today. I don't like either game in any case but buyer beware.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Those tequila and mezcal prices are certainly fancy. That's one word to describe it.
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Fentanyl Claims Colt Brennan
That's one 4th qtr comeback this quarterback will not be making.
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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited
Seguin? Lol
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Fort Worth is exploding
Why would it be good? Unless marrying a billionaire qualifies as good business acumen.
- College Football 2021
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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited
On the WVU TD pass, both of our safeties had backed up at least 5 yards into the end zone and were still on their heels as the ball was being caught. What the fuck.
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College Football 2021
If I had to bet that game I would be on WVU but the Mountaineers have their own set of problems as well. I like Boston College over FSU a lot today.
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Thanksgiving Recipes
That pic needs a Brazzers logo