Everything posted by TornACL
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Texas opens as a 6 point favorite @TCU
Ah yes, staking your bankroll to Jim Harbaugh. Always a shrewd move.
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Texas/ou 11am on ABC
Can we stop with this fucking bullshit rumor please. For fucks sake. It's already been covered here.
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Fort Worth is exploding
It's already happening this year. Someone on the TCU game week thread suggested downtown Fort Worth as a place to pregame before kickoff. Also, fuck Railhead.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Take the first train, for sure. When you get to AAC, there will be like 8 busses lined up to take people to the fair. Every mouth breathing idiot will line up for the first bus in line. So if there's already a long line of people, skip the line and go straight to the second one and board. On the way back you can DART to Union Station and take the TRE back from there. If it's a long wait for the next train you can go into the Omni for a drink, but beware that hotel is always chock full of Sooners.
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Texas/ou 11am on ABC
The cheap beer stand is cool, but you haven't unlocked the State Fair Legend achievement until you know where the no line ticket kiosk is.
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Texas/ou 11am on ABC
Two bloody marys at the hotel. At least six wax cups and two Fletchers before kickoff. Turkey leg and more beer postgame after the win. Besides tasting delicious, the turkey leg also serves as an effective pointing device while hurling taunts at the dejected Sooners passing by.
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Texas opens as a 6 point favorite @TCU
I can't believe there are still people on here dumb enough to hang the "THIS IS FREE MONEY!!" curse on their own team.
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Fort Worth is exploding
If true, they continue to make the area as much like a soulless suburb as possible.
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NFL Betting 2021
I only watched the quick game recap of Dolphins Bills on Sunday Ticket, but damn Miami's OL was a disaster.
- College Football 2021
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Fort Worth is exploding
Don't go downtown Saturday morning. The Aggies' pretend soldiers will be doing a pregame march around downtown.
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Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent
I mean their social media clout is off the charts after the past few weeks, so..... mission accomplished?
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Texas opens as a 13 point favorite v Texas Tech
No. Just stop it.
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2021 CFB Catch All Thread
You could have written that article on the day he was hired and just save it in drafts for its inevitable use.
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College Football 2021
Billy Napier can get fucked.
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College Football 2021
I like the under tonight in Ohio ULaLa. Feels like a 30-14 kind of game.
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Alabama at Florida - 2:30 CBS
I threw a little sprinkle on the Florida ML Fuck the haters.
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2nd worst loss of the last 2 years: a vent thread
Our DL is a bunch of pussies and I would like this website to pull together some money to get these bitches enough tampons to make it through the season.
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RV trip of awesome to Fayetnam
On a scale of toilet to olympic athlete, how's everyone's condition?
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Arkansas game week
He won't need 20 touches. 15 carries for 192 yards, 2 catches for 23 yards. Arkansas fans on Sunday will gloat that if you take away his 85 yard touchdown run, they held him to under 8 yards a carry.
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Texas vs Tech “Agreement”
"We've spoken about" = "We've begged for"
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RV trip of awesome to Fayetnam
In Arkansas, that guy is an Astrophysics major
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RV trip of awesome to Fayetnam
Man, she must really want an RV.
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Cowboys @ Bucs: Week 1 NFL Season Opener
It's like you've never watched the Cowboys before.
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Arkansas game week
Remember when they were running around here talking shit about how the CWS was just going to be a coronation, but then their stupid fucking team couldn't beat NC State at home? I remember.