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TornACL

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  1. I have to say, I have less than zero interest in delving into OP's hypothesis.
  2. I thought this was gonna be some variation on the old "write two letters" joke.
  3. Have we checked to see if any of these 8 have college eligibility left and can play defensive line?
  4. I'll never forget or forgive our 9.95 hype factories for that Aaron Rodgers comp. What a joke. Funny thing is, I haven't seen him throw a ball confidently since our spring game. Guess that's because he was facing our defense.
  5. TornACL replied to bullet's topic in Football
    Things are going great when you get the ol public vote of confidence 10 games into the job.
  6. I didn't know anything about Terry Middleton before yesterday, but from that single question and the way it was worded, I can say with certainty that Terry Middleton is an absolute dipshit
  7. In my old neighborhood (HOA) I came home at 1030pm to find a citation on my door for leaving my trash cans in the street on the day of trash pickup. I had worked in the office until 10pm that day on a project. In my current neighborhood (no HOA) neighbors will just move your trash cans to your garage door or around the side of the house for you if they're sitting out after dark. I've done it for others and they've done it for me. HOAs are a wonderland for passive aggressive fagets and I will never live in one again.
  8. I wasn't familiar with Horns Illustrated prior to yesterday's press conference, but now I am fully in favor of legislating a reduction in UT 9.95 sites, starting with that one.
  9. Why are Kramer and Peterman with Ghislaine?
  10. A few of the guys on the defense need to look in the mirror and realize they sucked shit under the old coach and they suck shit under the new coach. So maybe it's not the coaches who are the problem.
  11. Surly is gonna be like that scene in Goodfellas when everyone showed up in new cars wearing new mink coats and shit.
  12. I feel like you could start a website and sell literal snake oil to these idiots. Snake oil is long known to fight off toxins, 5g mind control, and librul thoughts.
  13. I always preferred Crown & Anchor.
  14. It's like the opposite of most cities, who run a deficit and then pay out a negative dividend in the form of higher taxes.
  15. We had Uber drop us off at Texas Live. Website says they open at 10 but at 940 we showed up and they were already open. Not jam packed, got a seat at the bar at one of the restaurants and got some food and drinks before the $12 beers of Jerryworld. Easy walk to the stadium from there. Made our way over to JGilligan's after the game. The game sucked. Fucking Broncos fans.
  16. There's just one thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words? Ok, dude, have it your way
  17. Richard Linklater. Or a member of his production crew.
  18. He's caught the ball 11 fucking times and most of them in garbage time.
  19. Kai Money has 11 catches for 80 yards in his career, and some of our fans think he's Fred Biletnikoff.
  20. Does quality of coeds factor into the CFP rankings? Because if so, it's all starting to make sense.
  21. I was going to order one today, but decided to get a double quarter pounder. And then when I got home and opened the box I found that they gave me a regular quarter pounder. Fucking thieves.
  22. I used to think Joe Rogan had some kind of magical power to make people follow his nonsense, but then I just realized a lot of people are just fucking stupid.
  23. And like Dez at some point it's just not worth putting up with the personality when the production isn't there.
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