What this program needs is slump busters.
In summer 2005 I was distraught about our 2000-2004 losing streak to the Sooners and afraid that our best team in decades would get ruined by those shits.
So I happened to meet a girl over the summer who was a Sooner. She wasn't great, but she was alright... enough. And I knew what I needed to do and I laid the wood to her all summer. And I said goodbye by the end of August.
And then what happened? We peed on OU for the first time in forever.
I basically deserve as much credit as Vince Young for that season.
So gentlemen, the solution is to get out there and fuck. Quit being a cry baby bitch and fuck some slump busters and pump some mojo into this program.
And post pics in the appropriate board.
I think the last game we watched at WoB was that terrible Kansas home game where KU scored 47 or whatever and almost beat us.
By the second half we were outnumbered in there by KU football fans.
I didn't even know KU football fans existed.
So I don't go anymore.
I haven't seen anything from this DL to suggest that any of them are worth a shit. We get maybe one or two plays a game where the DL disrupts the play, and half the time they miss the tackle and the play goes for 5+ because our LBs are even worse.
Thanks for the JGilligans recs. Looks like that Miller Litehouse outside the stadium opens at 10am and is free entry with a ticket so we'll probably just check that out. Unless somehow we're down there before 10am.
The line has moved to Dallas -10 on the Von news.
Any of you go to any home games? I am going this weekend for the first time in forever. Going to Uber to and from. What's the best spot pregame for a bloody mary or four?
Is it Texas Live or nothing? Looks like Live opens at 10am but they charge you $10 to walk in. Fuckers.
At some point the players have to make plays. Moore and Washington cost us points today.
The DL is an absolute crisis, and we must have fresh bodies next year who can disrupt. Transfer portal, five stars, whatever it takes. Play them right away. Because these bums ain't it.
The wind has knocked out the stop lights at all of the intersections on and around W7th. They're all flashing red and so of course the intersections are full of the usual idiocy, as no one knows what to do.
I'd avoid the area for a while if you can.
All you have to do is eat carnival food for seven years, and you too can afford a down payment and a wedding ring!
God Bless America!
Extreme savers are fucking weirdo losers.
I'll do the same, but that place has been dying a slow death. I know the service industry is struggling to get good labor, but I think the waitresses at Fred's all have IQs below 40. I am a patient customer but it's been a beating in there lately.