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Braff Zacklin

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  1. Braff Zacklin replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    This match has been the opposite of Spain-Germany.
  2. Braff Zacklin replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Another excellent match.
  3. You got to use your thumbs? They always stapled my boarding pass to my chest.
  4. Wait, you haven't realized Helo is a shtick?
  5. What a Crocker of shit.
  6. Braff Zacklin replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
  7. Braff Zacklin replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Truly incredible that a 16-year-old named La Niña Mal can stand out against so many of the world's best and on one of the world's biggest stages. Spain is up, 2-0, if he doesn't do that, though.
  8. Cross-posting this from the USMNT thread. So I drove through Darby yesterday. Unfortunately, the saloon was closed as it was about 8 a.m. on July Fourth. Worse, Ancelotti had disappeared, probably to the nearby Lake Como, which is not the real Lake Como. It's obviously a trap Montanans set to stem the unwanted influx of Italians to the area. Anyway, I was making good time and didn't wanna stop, so this is the best I could do for a picture.
  9. This is just mean. I practiced for weeks on that number, but when I saw those full, pouty lips of hers, my hands got clammy and my mind went blank.
  10. If Dogus hadn't retired, Turkey wins that by triple digits, MINIMUM.
  11. First catastrophic fires and now flash floods? What's next--a plague of locusts? Pharaoh, let his people go! Seriously, though, what are the odds? Talk about a tough year...
  12. There might be one of these for the USMNT later today, but at least we got to have some fun yesterday.
  13. I hear you! Gergg is gonna let it ALL hang loose tomorrow. Like, he might actually use all his subs before the 87th minute!!!
  14. Had a pound of ground round that needed to get et. Also had an onion and a few serranos that weren't going to through the week. Decided smash burgers were the way to go. Dunno if this looks awful or awesome, but it was damned tasty.
  15. Braff Zacklin replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    I'll be driving through Darby on July Fourth on my way home from Missoula. Maybe I can see what he has to say about stepping in for Gergg. Incidentally, David Letterman famously railed against Darby for a speeding ticket he once picked up passing through there.
  16. We are who we thought we were?
  17. Fucking diving-ass El Tri. Can't ever do anything on their own anymore and have to go around simulating and begging for handouts. Credit to the ref for correcting his mistake.
  18. Umm, that is not a PK, ref.
  19. This match is getting nuts. End-to-end action.
  20. Sydney McLaughlin doing Sydney McLaughlin things again. US will be sending a very talented and deep track-and-field squad to Paris.
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