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Chewy's Hairy Horn

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  1. He’ll bankrupt it in record time. It’s all he knows to do. River crossing, scorpion, something, something...
  2. If you have to give Trump one thing, it’s that he’s consistent.
  3. I can imagine he might if he feels assured of a pardon. It also gets him out of attending Biden’s inauguration.
  4. So this is basically: I won Florida and Ohio bigly The others I barely lost The remaining I won bigly, but then they kept counting votes without my POLEWATCHERS TM there to see them. STFU. You’re done.
  5. It doesn’t matter. Jesus, Allah, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster could stroll through the door and Trump wouldn’t heed a word they said. That aside: goddamn that’s some demon seed crazy shit.
  6. WI rules basically say PI will close it when they feel like it. I’m guessing this means when the results are certified by SOS.
  7. Got to admit, I was a little worried for you about those too. Feeling like I’m still riding my GA bet to the end.
  8. Nothing really. But here’s hoping that without a constant barrage of Trump drama to keep them agitated, they simple return to their previous docile stupor interrupted only by occasional Facebook outage and reruns of Honey Boo-Boo.
  9. Just put $50 in Trump resigning first term Yes. Mostly as a placeholder in case shit gets sideways with him fast after the election.
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