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Chewy's Hairy Horn

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Everything posted by Chewy's Hairy Horn

  1. That would result in a President Harris. Since assassination morons and racist morons are a likely a Venn diagram perfect circle, you gotta figure he’s fairly safe.
  2. To be fair, there’s never really a wrong time for Xanax in 2020.
  3. “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.” Can’t remember who I’m quoting here, but it’s the absolute truth. Some folks would do well to consider how it applies to them.
  4. Like he checks with anyone before retweeting shit.
  5. Head of our National cyber security task force; can you imagine...
  6. Holy hell, it’s a pet food store she’s going on about entering.
  7. I remember when we used to do that.
  8. Well, in that case, let’s win then.
  9. It’s been said, but fuck Herman. Fuck him in his gum smacking, player kissing, accountability dodging, I-ordered-a-burger-but-Stoops-made-me-pay-for-steak-yet-I’m-the-smartest-guy-in-the-room ass.
  10. Maybe also get them some chicken fingers. Worked for Mack.
  11. Most useless “series note” ever.
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