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mr. sunshine

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  1. I thought he was a highlight of the last spring game which at this point will be the last spring game
  2. When and if it happens it will be second only to King Joffrey getting his. Or maybe third behind Ramsey Bolton
  3. Tired of this "win or go home" shit in game 7s. If you're the home team and lose you're already home. Buncha morons
  4. Errybody's head is cut off. There was a band that used to do this when fans would approach them and want one of them to take a group pic with the rest of the band. Foo Fighters?
  5. I just remembered where I parked my bike
  6. It looks like someone could smoke that necklace if they're in a bind
  7. They're rerunning it from the beginning on HBO Signature. After the beating the last few seasons were I had forgotten the excellence of the first few seasons plus some of the shit that went down and the order it went down in. In my defense I smoked a lot more weed back then
  8. Tech was gracious enough to give me a JD. Unfortunately if Jesus ever went to Lubbock there'd have been plenty of loaves but no fish
  9. I fished Buffalo Springs Lake once when I was in law school there. West Texas fishing. Talk about a waste of fucking time
  10. Meh like a lot of God's children he's a huge fuck up. He hasn't hurt me or mine just himself and his family. They probably still give at least a couple of fucks about him
  11. Just The Tip Honey. Our old bowling team name. We had to use it because there was already a team called the Bowl Movements
  12. Probably late to the table but "Defending My Life" the '23 Rob Reiner documentary about Albert Brooks is on Max. Fucking allsome
  13. True story. When we were kids playing football we'd down every kick at the 1 yard line so we could run the touchdown play It was good for 99 yards, 49 yards, etc. depending on the size of the field or lawn. I will diagram this play on a whiskey soaked coaster if anybody knows how to get it to Sark
  14. It would probably make her eyes bug out. Oops too late
  15. Highland Homes. Because meth must be a helluva drug
  16. Among other things this reminds of back when the scissor sisters who ran women's athletics just knew that men shouldn't get the opportunity to coach women
  17. Bitch needs a cotton candy IV. Stat!
  18. Ariel from Austin tells us that as a black woman, as opposed to other addicts I guess, her recovery has to be "loud." Like you talking during a movie, Ariel?
  19. Another vote for Silver Linings Playbook. Whenever I hear "What Is and What Should Never Be" I think of Bradley Cooper and DeNiro going at it
  20. Saying someone hit "the ground" when you're indoors. If you're inside it's called a floor unless you live in the Little House on the Prairie. If you're talking about basketball it's called a court, not the fucking ground, ESPN chuckleheads
  21. Years ago when the legislature classified theft of precious metals as a felony as opposed to theft of regular old metals, which was usually a misdemeanor, deputies and city cops became amateur metalurgists. If they could file a case as the former rather than the latter they almost always did. I noticed when they made assault by choking a felony as opposed to assault, which is usually a misdemeanor, a shitload of cases were filed as assault by choking. Even in some cases I either prosecuted or defended in which there was no evidence of it and the alleged victim specifically told the officer(s) that she/he wasn't choked. Like y'all I don't know the merits of this particular charge. Just saying after 34 years of doing this I've noticed some trends
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