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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Don’t worry, the tsunami of evil that are political ads will so overwhelm your senses that you won’t even remember the Super Bowl ads.
  2. I can just see him wandering aimlessly around the White House late at night wearing a tee shirt and tighty whities with only one house shoe on. Eventually he wanders into the kitchen and pours himself a glass of raw milk, then wanders off leaving the full glass on the counter and the fridge door open.
  3. A Pimp’s love is different than that of a square
  4. No you don’t have to give that information to vote in the primary, but in order make sure that you don’t vote in both primaries, the primary that you vote in is tied to your voter registration. Your voter registration contains all the information that they need to send you off to the gulag harass you with their nonstop evilness. I do respond to quite a few of them with profanity laced rants though. I’m sure nobody ever sees those but me, but it does make me feel better in a shaking my fist at the clouds kind of way.
  5. I Voted in the GOP primary in 2024 just so I could vote against douchbag. Now my text messages and email is being swamped with their bullshit saying how much they deepthroat douchbag’s tiny penis. I’m also bombarded with requests to send money to that fatass, including the one threatening to send iCE to beat my ass and deport me if didn’t send him money.
  6. I think I could sell the Super. Owl tickets for more, so I pick those, but I wouldn’t go to either one
  7. The people shopping at Costco aren’t looking at their phones and they are still unable to walk. I guess pushing that cart around confuses them. I was in there today and two people pushing carts side by side were coming toward me completely blocking the aisle. When we met up they just looked at me like I was supposed to back out of the aisle and get out of their way. Fuck them I stood my ground.
  8. You have to look at the blended rate to understand it
  9. A quick look at the texaggy politics board shows no thread on Epstein or his files
  10. Every time I start petting Sebastian while he’s lying down he rolls over like that for me to rub his belly. However, after I rub his belly for a little while he starts sneezing. It happens every time and I have no clue as to why, but it never stops him from wanting his belly rubbed.
  11. Abbott would have her arrested for an illegal abortion
  12. I’ve submitted FOIA request before, and if you have to have AI to help you then you’re probably too stupid to understand what you get in response
  13. If they really believed that shit shouldn’t they be eating only raw food too
  14. Tthe texaggy thread on this is pretty funny. According to them, the guy was a teacher minding his own business and those thug girls beat his ass for no reason
  15. Characterizing Allred’s campaign as mediocre is extremely generous
  16. If the 99% audience score is based on more than two people, then you know it's fake
  17. Exactly what was the crime?
  18. Isn't that like being the smartest aggy?
  19. Now overlay a trump voter map
  20. This thread really needs more gold digger hilarity and less pro football hall of fame talk
  21. I'm currently arguing with UH about my mom's cancer treatment. I suspect the new CEO is not an improvement over the dead guy.
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