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Ghost of NMAS

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Everything posted by Ghost of NMAS

  1. Obviously the guy should serve time, but 60 years seems pretty harsh for a fraud scheme that netted less than $500k. Thomas Petters defrauded investors out of over $3 billion and only got 50 years.
  2. To prevent a previous injury from becoming a future injury
  3. You're going to be fucked when the company that makes those either discontinues the hose connectors, or jacks the price up 1500%
  4. Seems like water based lube would be a mistake in freezing conditions
  5. I think it was planted by the secret service after a review of my surly posts. It’s been nice knowing you guys.
  6. I got some money from an ATM at my bank last week. When I pulled out one of the bills to use I noticed something odd about it. I’m tempted to go back to the same ATM and redeposit it
  7. fun factoid: Many Nobel Prize medals have been sold or given to organizations for display, but as far as I can tell, only two have been freely given by one individual to another. Maria Machado gave her Peace Prize medal to Trump, and Knut Hamsun gave his Literature Prize medal to Joseph Goebbels.
  8. Ghost of NMAS replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
  9. So if you want to eat a hamburger you take a beef flavored potato chip, a cheese flavored potato chip, a pickle flavored potato chip, an onion flavored potato chip, and put them between two bun flavored potato chips?
  10. I don’t get all of these flavored potato chips. If I want to eat something that tastes like a damn pickle, I’ll eat a pickle. When I eat a potato chips, I want something that tastes like a ‘damn potato chip.
  11. The problem was that he didn’t keep it after he found it
  12. God fucking damnit woman Karoline misheard, he was talking about a 14 year old girl and he called her a piece of ass
  13. They should have all stood up, turned around, mooned him, turned back around, pulled up their pants, and given him the finger
  14. Ghost of NMAS replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    So, is a framework of a deal better, or worse, than a concept of a plan?
  15. Ghost of NMAS replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
  16. So still no other intelligent life?
  17. How about if you read all 17,000 of them?
  18. To be fair, MLk never acknowledged Trump Day either
  19. Hit the screen until it shatters
  20. I'm sure they'll get right on coming down hard on these ICE agents
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