Fuck the Houston marathon. If you have some weird desire to run for 26 miles, please do it out in the middle of a rural area where you can do it without disrupting the lives of millions of people in the most traffic congested city in the US. Every Sunday morning I go to my 95 year old mom’s house so she can watch her church service on tv and then I can make her a nice lunch. She lives in the Galleria area, so this morning it was virtually impossible to get in and out of her neighborhood. I’m glad you have some strange fetish to shit yourself on public while wearing running shorts, but does the fourth largest city in the US really need to completely shut down for you to do it?
It would be really nice if someone could hack Grok so that no matter what it was asked do, it generated a picture of Leon sucking trump's tiny mushroom penis
Accidentally posted this in the Iran thread Sebastian had his annual physical yesterday, and he now has a new nickname, "chunko". It was rather strongly suggested that the dry food portion of his diet be reduced by 20%. The vet said his hips will thank me later.
Sebastian had his annual physical yesterday, and he now has a new nickname, "chunko". It was rather strongly suggested that the dry food portion of his diet be reduced by 20%. The vet said his hips will thank me later.
In Houston the odds are that you will either die on the freeway because of a shitty driver, or in the aisle of an H‑E‑B after being run over by an order picker cart