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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. That might be an argument if the districting wasn't already gerrymandered to the extreme favor of the GOP. They used to at least try to pass their gerrymandering off as creating legitimate districts; now they don't even try to hide it.
  2. Can’t developer those world heritage sites while we’re a member
  3. Is it possible for someone to have thinner skin than Trump and not have their bodily fluids leak out of their meat sack?
  4. News reports said he killed his father because he was a federal employee, and that he thought all civil servants should be killed https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/14/pennsylvania-beheading-murder-terrorism
  5. They could just change the name to Nazi Burger with a swastika logo and they would t lose a single customer
  6. I guess you have them counting the spring game as a win again
  7. Ghost of NMAS replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    My knees, shoulders and hips are all natural. The ligaments in my shoulder came from a dead guy, but they’re all natural.
  8. A single white history month would be decrease from the 12 we normally have
  9. White history month is coming soon by executive order.
  10. That was the first game that I saw in person at DKR. That was the first year we had our season tickets, and we still have the same seats. However, my mom turns 95 this year, so I'm not sure that we will be able to hang on to them much longer.
  11. It just blows my mind that they can come right out and say the stated goal of their redistricting plan is to increase their control and not even pretend to hide it and know full well that it will be upheld
  12. Team should start taking BP standing on 2nd base and see how many vehicles they can hit at the fire station
  13. Go for it. You can post an update from the toilet later.
  14. Over/Under on completely fictional citations included in the suit?
  15. You’re taking your life in your hands by removing your GF’s pants after she just ate Taco Bell
  16. If she's dead you can just take your money back, so the first hour would be free too
  17. No, but do we really need a 150th slap fight thread?
  18. Can we start a thread about the ESPYs where we actually talk about the ESPYs?
  19. If they had not acted so guilty, would anybody have ever known who they were?
  20. Yeah, after all, new cars never run out of gas
  21. Compare video of the Trump attempt with video of the attempt on Reagan. The secret service had Reagan shoved in the limo and on the move in about 3 seconds, before Hinckley even got off his last shot
  22. His disgustingness is straight out of the books
  23. That's because most movies now are either shitty sequels, unneeded crappy remakes, or mostly CGI with no plot (but lots of people in tights flying around). I bet most of the movies mentioned above couldn't get made today.
  24. So eating ass is good, but sucking ass is bad?
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