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Ghost of NMAS

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Everything posted by Ghost of NMAS

  1. He's going to be appointed AG
  2. Actually, he's a tiny dick, but a huge cunt
  3. overpriced
  4. I bet they have something more annoying than that fucking gong
  5. My family has been in Texas since it was part of Mexico. I have an ancestor who died at the Alamo, and one who signed the Texas Declaration of Independence. I used to love Texas, and being Texan, but now it's just an embarrassment. If my family situation allowed it, I would gladly leave and never return. Every day that I'm forced to stay here is a stain on my soul. Fuck the people that did this.
  6. I assume that it's still okay to plaster the face of a fat, ugly, orange-faced dipshit all over the flag though
  7. What a lie, dipshit doesn't have any friends (except that one who "killed himself")
  8. Fuck them since 1967
  9. Every fucking field trip
  10. I’m really enjoying this and it’s so much better with them using the native language rather Hollywooding it
  11. I’d like any member of the ICE Gestapo to point out Uganda on a map
  12. They get it his fake crypto coin
  13. Being a Texan and being a complete piece of shit politically have almost become synonymous these days
  14. I have come to believe that the votes in the swing states were absolutely tampered with. I can't see how the assassination attempt was staged, but I could probably be convinced.
  15. I'm not really excited about UT football getting ready to start because of all of the shit in my life and this country.
  16. I hope she's hot
  17. Completely lucky guess out of the blue today Wordle 1,527 2/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. And fat
  19. Well, which is it? Has dipshit not golfed in 13 days, or did he golf yesterday with the Rocket?
  20. That’s a pair that are contemplating getting into some trouble
  21. No you should not. When enough crazies lose their jobs, government handouts, and cheap shit from China things will start to go boom. We just need enough wackos to start feeling that they have nothing to lose. I think we’re almost there
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