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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. I’ve been told that Trump’s cocksure is tiny
  2. How many of those shootings took place on the Magnificent Mile or outside the Field Museum, because if Trump follows his DC plan that’s where the National Guard troops will be patrolling. They’ll also probably be picking up trash in Millennials Park
  3. Acreage and Mel’s are the two things I miss about living in Magnolia
  4. I think a stripper once did coke off of my peepee
  5. I think a lesbian trilogy is when three lesbians get together, and you're not involved
  6. I’ve had shingles twice so my experience says no. YMMV Second time was much milder though
  7. In Houston somebody would be tailgating you for going too slow
  8. Of course it is. They ran a black woman for President forcing all of them to vote for douchebag
  9. Well, since we don’t have any ability to get any of our force into space the entire Space Force Headquarters should consist of a few guys in a coworking space
  10. 1634 Racine I really wish they would
  11. Just when you thought they couldn’t get any stupider
  12. I just don't understand why the slaves didn't march on Washington to protest slavery. I'm sure those kind plantation owners would have given them time off from being taught to read and having churches built for them. They probably would have also given them bus fare and sack lunches for the trip.
  13. Nobody dares to point out that the Emperor has no clothes
  14. Best I've ever done with my starting word Wordle 1,535 2/6 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. Good. The crazy driving here has been completely out of hand.
  16. I sneak over a night and swap it out for a pride flag
  17. I guess the Texas women can now get their Covid vax when they travel to New Mexico for an abortion, and probably contraceptives soon too.
  18. I hate the people that ignore it when they have the right of way and try to wave me through first, it just fucks up the system and delays everyone
  19. Probably more like a fiftysome
  20. I’ve had shingles twice, but I’m still not going to risk the vax. It sounds worse than actually having shingles to me
  21. The GOP turds in the state house refused to add an amendment providing for penalties for false accusations, so this is what needs to happen. Every time a GOP state representative enters a women’s bathroom they need to be challenged to prove that they are woman. If they fail to do so, a complaint needs to be filed.
  22. I quit watching after the second interception. My life is way too fucked up to deal with this shit. I’m not about to read this thread, but I bet the meltdown is epic even by Longhorn standards. Have the Bench Arch and fire Sark threads been started yet?
  23. Then they need to crank up those treadmills to about 15 MPH
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