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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. * The $50,000 bonus to be paid to Donald J. Trump
  2. All of them but mine
  3. I won't be alive in 20 years and I doubt the US will exist in it's current form either
  4. What kind of thread do they use to sew in the new grass?
  5. Not a chance, he’s too much of a pussy
  6. One can only assume that the ideological purge has begun.
  7. I’m finding it pretty hard to get very interested in watching our hired fake students playing their hired fake students
  8. No chance that I’m clicking on that
  9. Didn’t Kimmel recently become an Italian citizen? If so, he’s off to the concentration camp.
  10. You appear to be referencing the withholding rates on supplemental income income which recently changed to 22% I believe, in any event, a bonus would be taxed on your return at your marginal rate.
  11. That just goes to a generic voice mail.
  12. This timeline is more like the gelded age
  13. So just like your orange Jesus it’s all about how can you profit from this?
  14. “Following Orders”, it seems I’ve heard that phrase before.
  15. The only way to treat a bully is to punch them in the nose. I would start with ICE. Every masked Gestapo agent needs to be outed and harassed. Every unattended ICE vehicle needs to be vandalized. Mix in a few raids on ICE detention centers and a few exploding ICE offices. We are well passed the time for passive resistance.
  16. That is a pet peeve of mine
  17. That may be stranger than my irrational anger towards back in parkers
  18. I’m not sure most of us will pass him on the list even if he’s dead
  19. Ghost of NMAS replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Real men just dip a Q-Tip in hot wax and stick it up their nose
  20. I always liked this one, even though it was a flop and was panned. It had a great soundtrack by Johnny Cash and Carl Perkins
  21. So this means that we’re getting wiped out by a December hurricane?
  22. I think I’ll write that quote down and leave on the windshield of the next one of those that I see
  23. He tipped me on stage
  24. Could a butt plug keep you from sharting yourself?
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