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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. They would probably have to sleep in the bus station too
  2. Most buttholes are between the buttcheeks
  3. I've never been in a French whorehouse, but the oval office is always what I imagined one would look like
  4. You know what would be even safer, backing your car into your garage and just staying there.
  5. I read a Sci-Fi book once about what it would be like if the Europeans had never colonized the Americas. The Aztecs ruled all of North and South America and were a space power. I don't remember anything else about the book.
  6. Disney's constructive approach was "Fuck you, no football for you!"
  7. I can tell you what the biggest long-term threat to this country is without even thinking about it, so the report is obviously not needed right now
  8. I’d rather have no government than what we have now. Shut it fucking down and let the orange douchebag sit in his French whore house looking Oval Office and rant on the inter webs all night. Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll stroke out
  9. Can’t let any of those illegal immigrants swim across the Chicago River to gain access to our country
  10. but a lot cheaper
  11. I’m guessing a swearing of allegiance to Trump personally is the purpose
  12. Just under the wire Wordle 1,559 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Sometimes when you need a sex toy, you don’t have time to wait on Amazon.
  14. Random ass wild guess Wordle 1,558 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. I doubt that we'll ever know, but I'm guessing that they're unalive
  16. I don't think too many immigrants came here from concentration camps in El Salvador, Sudan, Libya, and Uganda
  17. Coming soon Trumpenol. Guaranteed not to cause autism
  18. Communism cures autism
  19. They've been killing Americans since 1967
  20. I’d be very happy if he led the orange douchebag to meet Jesus
  21. I don’t think that’s a javelina
  22. They’re going to kick our ass this year anyway
  23. That just means they’ll be invited in
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