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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Did they send someone with him to make sure that he didn't wander off in the airport and get lost?
  2. If I had any friends, I’d throw a big party when douchebag finally goes to hell. Instead, I guess me and the dogs will go to the ranch, shoot off a bunch of leftover fireworks, and then grill some (super expensive) steaks (one for each of us).
  3. Church’s is better that KFC, unless I happen to be in my way to the ranch and can stop in Sealy for some Chicken Express.
  4. I’m sure God would save me
  5. The total net worth of all American billionaires is about $6.72 Trillion. My platform would be to confiscate all $6.72 Trillion and issue a check to each American for$19,750.
  6. Coincidentally, there are now camps full of organs just waiting to be used
  7. Probably because it's at Dell
  8. There was a 165-point differential in the five major beatdowns Mack received at the hand of Stoops. Fuck that.
  9. It seems like the only medical research that isn’t published would be related to bio weapons and such? Is MD Anderson trying to weaponize cancer?
  10. One of the Democratic Senators could strap on a suicide vest and detonate it during a vote that couch fucker is presiding over
  11. I really, really wish he had come to Houston and knocked on my door
  12. I’m starting to believe RFK and his brainwork about fluoride in the water causing brain damage. How else can you explain the rampant stupidity in this country.
  13. That’s a fucking guarantee. They’ll probably ban all vaccines.
  14. If you had watched the video you would have seen the water bowl right next to the owner’s chair and heard about his frequent water breaks
  15. I’m pretty sure she’s taking his gravy
  16. Maybe my taste buds are fucked up, but the few hot dogs that I've eaten from Costco tasted like shit, ditto their pizza.
  17. I thought it sucked, but I still watched the whole thing and was semi-entertained. That probably says more about me than the movie though
  18. Like frozen eggs?
  19. Well the experiment lasted almost 250 years which was longer than many predicted
  20. Maybe if there is absolutely no other choice within 59 miles
  21. Even thinking about UT football fight now kind of makes me feel like Nero
  22. It is sure a sign of the times when the whole country is going to shit and the big issue is a shitty restaurant chain that specializes in serving microwave frozen dinners changing their logo
  23. I can’t wait for the deranged tweet in the middle of the night congratulating them while trashing them both
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