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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Is the line from the pole to your house underground as well, or does it go to a riser on your house? It sounds like I have the exact same setup in my yard. The pole is in the corner of my backyard, and the electric lines run underground from the pole to my house and across my backyard to several of my neighbors. I came home one day to find my neighbor in my backyard watching CenterPoint dig a trench across my backyard. It seems one of the lines to his house burnt out and he didn't have 220V service, so his AC wouldn't work. Of course, my dumbass dog was just sitting in the yard watching them. The next day, CenterPoint came back. and this time they just let my dog out to roam the neighborhood. I now have a lock on my gate so that I have to be there to give anyone access. I don't think that there is anything you can really do because the easement gives the power company the right to access your property to repair/maintain the lines. I have some really big shrubs in front of the power pole that hide most of the shit, but those took years to grow. I think that's about the only thing you can do other than putting a lock on your gate. You can also flood the power company with complaints, but in Texas that won't do much but get you on the list. Fuck CenterPoint.
  2. That’s certainly a guilty look
  3. I bet he threw that trash out of his window too
  4. but first host a massive drag show
  5. How much refining capacity does Singapore have?
  6. The only answer to this dilemma
  7. Are there even hordes of Dollar General people?
  8. That is way too much work to identify which team is ranked where.
  9. No chance we'll go in on the ground to Iran, that would be a fucking quagmire. It looks like dumbass and Mini-Me are setting it up to be Venezuela, but I don't see any other country being stupid enough to go in there with us. We'll end up at war with the entire continent of South America.
  10. My daughter loves to go to the OU game and the State Fair, and she begs me every year to go. It has just gotten so expensive, and I have developed a pretty good hatred for 99.9% of mankind, so I just can't do it anymore. Fuck paying an obscene amount of money to be crushed to death by hordes of Walmart people
  11. So the Treaty Clause is the latest section of the Constitution to be erased?
  12. You should have asked him why he wanted to 69 with Biden
  13. Imagine graduating from one of the nation's military academies, spending your career working your way up the ranks to admiral or general, and then being forced to sit through a multi-hour lecture on warrior ethos from Commander Bone Spurs and his butt buddy the Drunkard of Defense
  14. To be fair, the sniper could have done us all a big favor
  15. I went for 10 years without a dog after I had to put down my last one. Now, after four years with Sebastian, I can't imagine being without him. It may be time for him to get a little brother.
  16. Sacrifices must be made
  17. Any Democrat asked about the shutdown should reply that Republicans control the White House and both Congressional Houses so ask them why they can’t keep the government running
  18. So Alabama could have Tuperville and Finebaum as senators? Making a run against Texas, Oklahoma, Florida as dumbest state
  19. Most of the Sufly lawyers don’t have computers
  20. America 2026
  21. Unlike the orange douchebag and Charlie this hero put on a uniform and fought for his country.
  22. MAGA and the NFL deserve each other. I hope they do boycott. Fuck then both.
  23. If the American Ryder Cup team was allowed to play by Trump’s golf rules they would be kicking the Euro’s ass
  24. I’d take State and the points. I think they’ll not only cover, but win
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