Everything posted by Basil
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Tourist Trip to Titanic Terribly Turns Tragic
Not this one. It was unclassed, or a new class. A modern marvel.
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2022-2023 Dallas Mavericks season thread: Luka's first MVP
So this is no bueno?
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Tourist Trip to Titanic Terribly Turns Tragic
Are you a wizard?
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
You should probably go away and not comeback.
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Tourist Trip to Titanic Terribly Turns Tragic
When a plane crashes into a mountainside at 500 mph and they send medics out in helicopters, I wonder what those guys talk about on the way to the "rescue."
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2023 NCAA Super Regionals Thread
The LSU pitcher is a fat fuck.
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2023 NCAA Regionals Thread
Fucking hell it’s going to be tough supporting the ags tomorrow. It’s just so entertaining to see their little faces scrunch up and to absorb the breadth of the bullshit excuses that come flying.
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Have you contracted Covid-19?
I don’t think my family of four is susceptible to Covid. Like everyone, we’ve had a ton of exposure but the only positive result came when it tore through my nine year old’s elementary classroom table-by-table. The other three at his table got it, mine tested positive with the at-home but was negative the next morning with the PCR. Every other sore throat or cough has been negative.
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My Bariatric Surgery Journey
Why are you such a cunt? There’s just no reason for it. I know you’re proud of yourself for losing weight by why take your anger out on others?
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My Bariatric Surgery Journey
And holy shit you look a shit ton skinnier than at the beginning of this thread. I should have known that by watching your numbers go down but it’s incredible.
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My Bariatric Surgery Journey
Father Time demanded that I quit drinking a few months ago and I’m in Europe for two weeks. Just don’t feel right not having wine or beer on a sidewalk cafe.
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
The fuck? He must have really shit in shit in someone’s Cheerios to get those crooks in Austin to impeach his bitch ass.
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I caught the cancer
They cut out all sorts of shit when I was resected. Told me temporary or permanent ED was a possible side effect. But I was at MDAnderson and had a very skilled surgeon. Ended up with no side effects. How much do you trust your surgeon, exactly?
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I caught the cancer
Jesus Christ you twat. I was reading this thinking it was an update.
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My Bariatric Surgery Journey
But - cheers - because the amount of weight you’re dropping over all is amazing. Didn’t mean to sound like an ass.
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My Bariatric Surgery Journey
I mean, you know this, but your body weight can fluctuate 5, maybe even ten pounds, right? Ive been at a plateau for three weeks now, with my weight ranging about 4 pounds at any given time. If it’s at the higher end one day, I don’t like it but I know I’m not suddenly getting fatter. Same with the low end and getting skinnier.
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Being a shithead in a Sonic parking lot? That's a blasting, by 12 yo with AR type rifle.
How many children are you willing to sacrifice to the NRA so you don't have to be afraid of scary "government creep"? 100 more? 1000? Or do you really just not give a fuck?
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I'm An Alcoholic
We've been friends with this couple (kids same age at school) for years and vacationed with them 7-8 times, spent many weekends and nights together, etc. On any and all those occasions, I was going to end up drunk. Not slobbery, wobbly drunk, but with a full head of alcohol. I assumed the other dad was similar as we'd spend hours at night drinking by the campfire, beach, RV, whatever. After I quit, I've seen this same couple have one glass of wine at dinner or split a bottle of wine when they come over. I was blown away. Similar to others, "what's the fucking point?" Then, "is this how they always drink? Shiiiiiiiitt." I don't know, I was always too busy on my own drinking to note how much others were drinking.
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I caught the cancer
Shiiiiiit, it ain’t a maze. Just show up ten minutes early and you’ll be fine. Watch your elevator banks. Main campus is a bitch to get to. Tell them patient no. 2144027 said to suck his balls.
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MaybeACoordinator has passed away - Official Farewell Thread
Catch you on the other side, brother. We'll all end up with you one way or another.
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Mass Shootings
If a conservative Supreme Court can toss Roe on a whim, a liberal one can toss ar-15 and other dumbass guns to the bottom of the ocean. Years ago Warren Burger called out the NRA’s interpretation of the 2nd as a fraud. It would not be that difficult to craft an opinion better reasoned than Dobbs to make most of not all guns illegal. Especially with the Court being just an disrespected partisan tool these days. We just need to hope for some untimely deaths for the religious fundies looking to install Jesus as president.
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I caught the cancer
I've always heard (most) prostate cancer is something you die with, not from.
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I caught the cancer
That's fucking awesome. I was kicked free from colon cancer surveillance after five years with a similar protocol. Treatment, then saw my onc twice a year for labs (esp. CEA) and had yearly CT scans. Then they said chances of recurrence are the same as you getting it in the first place so bye bye. Year 4-5 should be the best year- chances of recurrence are looow after 3-4 years. It's great not having a single thing on MyChart. Congrats.
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I'm An Alcoholic
I may or may not have had a giant donut from VooDoo and a chocolate milk for lunch a few times in the first three months.
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I caught the cancer
Man, all you weirdos getting cancer. That's just strange.