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Vito Andolini

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  1. Funny, when I refer a patient for shin surgery, I always recommend Dr. Hand.
  2. Vito Andolini replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    So I’d read or heard that pussy Vince played college baseball (maybe it was on his intro to the show, mentioned here, I don’t know where I heard it), so I googled it. Colorado Christian University in 2013. He seems to have been the worst reliever of all time. Was his inclusion on the team a bit, like when they let the towel boy shoot a three at the end of a basketball blowout? Three brief appearances, great ERA, douchebag 🤣 https://ccucougars.com/sports/baseball/roster/vince--panaro/757
  3. Is he capable of throwing a ball that’s not a yard off the ground?
  4. Really impressed with Tech’s Hammond. Kid can play.
  5. Good observation, bargain cruise lines and NFL games are indeed giving off the same vibe these days. Like shit kicker bars in the 80’s, don’t go to one unless you are prepared to throw down or have the maturity to let some stuff slide.
  6. In 1993, Baylor beat SMU in Dallas without ever throwing a pass. J.J. Joe had a bad shoulder and Chuck Reedy obviously thought he was still better than the back up. Three BU running backs went over 100 yards that day.
  7. Jordan Shipley was a ghost… until he wasn’t.
  8. Maybe he’ll talk about how people’s faces look when they are taking a shit again.
  9. You, sir, know how to find a silver lining. ”So, you’re looking to buy a used car? How about this beauty! Sure, it doesn’t have an engine, tires don’t have any lug nuts and the steering wheel seems to be missing, but wow, look at that paint job!”
  10. I’m pretty sure GILF is the more accurate acronym
  11. Everyone in the stadium can see it. The kid can’t play. Why he’s sucking, injury, mental, who knows
  12. And there are the boos in the stadium
  13. I just saw the score of the New Mexico game. Holy shit. Poor Foster seems to be horribly ill suited for this job, I can’t imagine he lasts the season.
  14. Is that one of those infamous non-contact knee injuries? I guess not
  15. Early in the video, as she’s yelling, “Back up, back up!” J.J. Twat ever briefly makes a pistol-like gesture with her hand, which is a bad idea in L.A. Later, I think she actually flings some of her blood at her chubby main antagonist, Rams #30 (Todd Burly?). And later, as her face looks worse than Henry Cooper’s ever did against Ali, her husband/significant other never shows one second of concern, which tells me this behavior is absolutely nothing new.
  16. I don’t think it’s a prank…could be Stern is gone, Andy Cohen has taken over Channel 100.. Andy 100. Ok, it was a prank! Howard with a feint. We’ll see what he has to say… (Variety ran with it).
  17. Vito Andolini replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    She shouldn’t have been playing the game in the first place.
  18. Absolutely no energy in the stadium, matching what the team is showing
  19. The posts are always random shit and never in what might be considered the appropriate thread. I suspect it’s some form of interloper/troll playing a malevolent long game, I just can’t figure out the objective yet.
  20. I just read this goofy shit in a game post mortem in the Austin American Statesman and felt compelled to comment on it here (I don’t see a way to comment on the AAS site). WTF? Has anyone who knows anything about football ever broken down a game like this? Just silliness.
  21. He’s keeping us in the game is what he does.
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