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South Austin

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  1. There’s no way Gary doesn’t tell Lincoln the truth about his brisket.
  2. Is that the recipe that uses cottage cheese instead of ricotta? If so, my mom and my wife's mom both made the same thing. A Gen X classic.
  3. Oh yeah, let's see how you handle 100-degree summers and poor-performing public schools!
  4. Sounds good. And if the shin-dig is cancelled, I'll still ask my wife to wear her slutty cocktail dress around the house Saturday night.
  5. Yeah, with the current models I think there's a good possibility that isn't happening. If anything, roads around town might be eventually be fine that evening, but I figure they gotta make a call well before that for safety and logistical reasons.
  6. That's risky. Trump might drop a nuke on Portland as a test, just to, you know, show the EU what might be coming if they don't get reasonable over Greenland.
  7. So he has a concept of a deal for Greenland.
  8. Saturday morning I plan on making a shitload of tortilla soup, making sure our wine, tequila, and snacks are stocked, and calling it a weekend.
  9. My guess is that Stephen Miller told him to tell that joke, as a rip off of A Fish Called Wanda, and he thinks people in Switzerland speak "Swiss."
  10. Maybe that wasn’t a misspeak. Maybe Iceland is next.
  11. And if you control the Mississippi, you control INFORMATION!
  12. Pairs really well with a glass of whole milk.
  13. Wait, there are files about Theo Epstein? What did he do?
  14. Not as much as Connor Stroh in pass protection.
  15. I might prefer to watch the live feed of the U.S. Marines invading Greenland.
  16. Trump's response: "Your waffles are TERRIBLE, so OVERRATED to be quite honest."
  17. It's not a war. It's a strategic acquisition for peace.
  18. It's what you get for your wife being one of those uppity ministers.
  19. Seems like God might be trying to smite you.
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