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Gary Patterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy
There’s no way Gary doesn’t tell Lincoln the truth about his brisket.
Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
Is that the recipe that uses cottage cheese instead of ricotta? If so, my mom and my wife's mom both made the same thing. A Gen X classic.
Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
Oh yeah, let's see how you handle 100-degree summers and poor-performing public schools!
Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
Sounds good. And if the shin-dig is cancelled, I'll still ask my wife to wear her slutty cocktail dress around the house Saturday night.
Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
Yeah, with the current models I think there's a good possibility that isn't happening. If anything, roads around town might be eventually be fine that evening, but I figure they gotta make a call well before that for safety and logistical reasons.
Greenland - Tassa Eller Asu !!!!
That's risky. Trump might drop a nuke on Portland as a test, just to, you know, show the EU what might be coming if they don't get reasonable over Greenland.
Greenland - Tassa Eller Asu !!!!
So he has a concept of a deal for Greenland.
Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
Saturday morning I plan on making a shitload of tortilla soup, making sure our wine, tequila, and snacks are stocked, and calling it a weekend.
Trump’s America
My guess is that Stephen Miller told him to tell that joke, as a rip off of A Fish Called Wanda, and he thinks people in Switzerland speak "Swiss."
Trump’s America
Maybe that wasn’t a misspeak. Maybe Iceland is next.
Trump’s America
And if you control the Mississippi, you control INFORMATION!
2026 Midterms ...
Pairs really well with a glass of whole milk.
Greenland - Tassa Eller Asu !!!!
Wait, there are files about Theo Epstein? What did he do?
Trump’s America
Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Trump’s America
Not as much as Connor Stroh in pass protection.
Trump’s America
I might prefer to watch the live feed of the U.S. Marines invading Greenland.
Greenland - Tassa Eller Asu !!!!
Trump's response: "Your waffles are TERRIBLE, so OVERRATED to be quite honest."
Trump’s America
It's not a war. It's a strategic acquisition for peace.
Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
It's what you get for your wife being one of those uppity ministers.
Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
Seems like God might be trying to smite you.
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