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South Austin

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  1. He's a handsome Christian white boy who likes to talk about Jesus, and running as a Democrat gives him . . . [does math] . . . zero chance to win a statewide election in Texas.
  2. South Austin replied to Caracara's topic in Cloak Room
    It's hard to not want to be the world police when you read shit like what's going on in Iran. But Trump is spreading us awfully thin with his bullshit at home and abroad.
  3. It’s amazing how much you can misunderstand or misrepresent Christianity these days and still obtain the label “pastor.”
  4. Well, Graglia’s dead, so . . . .
  5. Look, we have a lot of ground to cover.
  6. For what it’s worth, it’s the top story on CNN.com’s home page.
  7. I had Lino Graglia. I got an A+, mainly because I gave all the answers to the exam questions he wanted to hear. If you remember, he was an originalist of the Antonin Scalia mold. But he was damn funny.
  8. I hear great things.
  9. Count me among the deceased. I was a constitutional nerd in undergrad and law school. I took four con law courses in undergrad, and two more in law school. I loved the rich history of our high court. Yeah, they got it wrong sometimes (e.g., Plessy, Korematsu). But they got it right a lot of the time as a vital check on the other two branches (Marbury, Brown, Loving, Gideon, Mapp . . . I could go on). The Roberts Court, with the increasing use of the shadow docket, and the expansion of executive power (i.e., fondling Trump's balls) is ruining that for me.
  10. For whatever reason, I didn't like this song when it came out during my senior year of high school. Flash forward a couple decades later sometime in my 30s, I hear this song on the radio, and it hits me. Lyrically and vocally, it's a damn beautiful song.
  11. Shit, then I should play linebacker for Texas.
  12. DOJ threatens to ‘come down hard’ on protesters who disrupted Minnesota church service
  13. Fair. But the thought of Trump shitting his pants so badly it leaks through his depends during a 60 Minutes interview keeps me warm at night.
  14. I don't believe for one second that a single Republican member of Congress is communicating any opposition to Trump, let alone threatening impeachment. Also, as a technical point, GOP Senators don't have any power of impeachment. The House impeaches, and that collection of fucksticks gargle Trump's balls more enthusiastically than the Senate.
  15. Happy to buy the first round when he keels over.
  16. It's a coin flip for me. My point is that I'd like more time for Trump to physically and mentally deteriorate while engaging in bad idea jeans, in the hopes that it destroys his image and legacy in the eyes of more Americans. Maybe that just won't happen, and death would be better.
  17. I use Melinda's for meatloaf.
  18. Look, I get it. And I'm not so entrenched in my outlook. But I think we're fucked until 2028 (and possibly beyond), and whether it's Trump or Vance at the helm is only a matter of degrees of fuckery, in my opinion. I will of course, go on a celebratory bender when that fat orange fuck dies, whenever that happens.
  19. I'm not as optimistic that Vance won't be motivated to continue Trump's bullshit, because he feels the need to carry out Trump's legacy and to pander to the voting MAGA base for the 2028 election.
  20. You think President Vance will be any different?
  21. I don't want Trump to die before his term is up. I want him to continue decaying into a more incompetent and emasculate shell of his bullshit persona, for all of MAGA to see.
  22. Ted's cucki-ness ain't exactly a secret. (RIP Lobo)
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