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SydneyCarton

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  1. Mitchell's biggest motivating factor to return to the state of Texas was to be nearer his newborn kid. It's a pretty specific motivation. He loved being a Georgia Bulldog. Hey, Texas 3-putt, have you considered reading the thread?
  2. Because I don't trust Kyle Flood for shit at this point. Which I guess falls under current situation. But specifically, I think of guys like Josh Sharma and Myron Charles which Gerry and others think are bonafide studs waiting to happen, but didn't play much or at all this year (thanks, Sark, and your perpetual hatred of early blowouts). Pretty sure we paid decently to keep those guys on the roster.
  3. Yes. With the transfer portal era, like Snyder and the Juco before it, there is just something to be said for guys who've been coached and have experience in games and S&C for multiple years. Texas is in the unique position where we can afford to acquire that talent, while also paying the young obvious superstars out of HS to pick Texas, and to pay to stay at Texas while they develop. The Colin Simmons, Anthony Hills, young DL types that play early or are surefire stars that you can pay to sit and develop. Very few programs can afford to have it both ways, and Texas is one. Pepper that in with getting good guys in the portal at OL or offensive skill players each year or two, and you're cooking.
  4. So....the fact that the carts weren't at the spot where there are now products was irrelevant to where they keep them now because there were no carts at all? And you're real gripe is it was busy?
  5. You shouldn't consider it River Oaks. Because it's not. It's fucking Montrose. It's an extra 10 steps from under the escalator compared to where they used to be in your picture. While I'm not sure you can make it those extra few steps without a coronary, I think it's likely that you'll be ok. Unless you were looking for one of the rascals.
  6. Jimbo Fisher is rich. Helobious is from the Valley.
  7. Is his S&C secret that he's only training dudes aged 22 and up? Not sure that's replicable without the help of his HC and AD.
  8. Probably because he belongs at a place like coastal carolina?
  9. I hate all of you so, so much.
  10. Think they were talking about Wardell Mack, sir.
  11. Yup, in midtown at Front Porch pub. That was the same night. Good times, good times
  12. Lol, yes. Was that also the same night he showed up in the purple suit?
  13. You insulting other posters isn’t a conversation, cocksucker. It’s hilarious and sad that you’re whining about personal insults…when my post was literally calling you out for insulting another poster by calling them a half breed. ooh, you gonna meet me by the bicycle rack after school to fight you fucking child? I’ve seen you in person, you’re not intimidating.
  14. Imagine calling someone a half breed like it’s an insult that makes anyone other than you look bad. You sucked dick and took it up the ass for drugs. You claim to be a Christian but your marriage vows meant jack shit to you. I guess when you’re a piece of shit based on your own actions you have no choice but to try and make yourself feel superior to others based on things literally outside their control, like who their parents are…enjoy the time here I guess, because based on your own religious beliefs you’re going to burn in hell for all eternity.
  15. I’m not interested in getting into a debate with you. I’m telling you what the AD and the Academic side of UT has told me.
  16. Listen @Ricky Butler two things can be true. CTJ is full of shit, totally and completely. But this is true. I know the other guy and he still cusses about this shit when we watch games together. CTJ also was way wrong about the ending to The Happening, or whatever ass M Night movie had marky mark in it, but his guess would have been way better of and ending. Ask him, I’m sure he’d love to tell you aaaaaaaall about it. Fair. The UT AD gives 10-15 million to the academic side every year.
  17. The university of Texas gives 10 or 15 million to the academic side of the university of Texas every year. I forget which of those two numbers it is…but do you think that covers the scholarships? I think it covers the scholarships. Like all of them. In every sport.
  18. In what way was my comment an attack on anything other than your post content?
  19. Yes. We’re talking about Sark’s rule. You seem to be missing the very, very obvious thing. Allow me to illustrate for what I hope is in simple enough terms: A player can say they intend to enter the portal on twitter. This isn’t the same thing as the player filing the paperwork and ACTUALLY entering the portal. I can announce my intention to fuck Sydney Sweeney, and to do so for longer than 8 seconds, but that is not the same thing as me actually doing it. Do you understand the difference? These guys who return may have never actually entered the portal. It is a negotiating tactic. Therefore they may not have technically broken Sark’s stupid “rule” from 5 years ago. Rage, rage against the dying by of the light. Do you want the Helobious’s of the world to win? Speaking of… A vast majority of Athletic department funds are not made up of fucking public funding, dipshit.
  20. Sigh. For the thousandth time, announcing you intend to enter the portal on twitter is not the same thing as actually entering the goddamn portal. Also who gives a fuck?
  21. I'm aware, but day dreaming and wish casting is still a thing, buddy. I want to win the Powerball, too, so I don't think having some of you mooks dropped onto a desert island where there isn't any medical treatment while you come to an agonizing end of days is that much of a stretch, comparatively. I'm pretty sure this is Hermanator's wife:
  22. I hope so many of you get syphilis and die the exact same way Al Capone did; in agonizing pain while you shit yourselves to death.
  23. Ok, now one of you fucks need to PM me the dude's name or that pic.
  24. Someone should ask this dude how many Texas scored on that defense.
  25. Not fat enough. Sad to report that BurntOrange&White is still retarded.
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