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SydneyCarton

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Everything posted by SydneyCarton

  1. Probably by killing almost everyone out protesting?
  2. His posts might be a blanket exception to my "read the fucking thread" general mantra.
  3. You bitching about post quality on any given page is like Rosanne Barr stumbling into a party and claiming that in sum, the attendees just aren't attractive enough. Get some perspective, you knob.
  4. "I don't think this is racism, per se." -McCrosky, probably.
  5. A conversation requires two or more parties interacting together. This was more of you screeching at an audience held hostage while you smeared your own shit all over the walls and your face. Sadly...
  6. Probably a lot of pussy at the time
  7. I don't think a unit that peels off about 5 false start penalties a game is indicative of being well taught.
  8. Don't let facts and reality get in the way of 6th Street's pathological need to wave his bloody vagina around for everyone to see.
  9. What makes you think they finished second?
  10. Blumpkinator Dong is about the most fitting handle I’ve ever seen and @immamac should change bo&w’s handle to that permanently.
  11. Performance incentives are illegal. Texas doesn’t use them.
  12. It’s more like double.
  13. Rusty Trombone can go fuck himself. Georgia and Bama fans whiiiiiiiining about paying players, into my veins.
  14. Ok now I’m just confused
  15. Nice to see that Shannon Terry is just straight up trafficking in disinformation and lies about Texas at this point.
  16. Feel free to share with the rest of the class.
  17. What’s your net worth again Shannon? Oh, tens of millions? And your net worth is actively growing every portal season? Feel free to STFU.
  18. Well then stop looking like Tom Herman. Wear an eye patch. Give yourself a scar. I’d say dye your hair but the world doesn’t need another Guy Fieri clone either.
  19. Really need Cody Campbell to shake off the pride obliterating bitch slap of Cam Coleman by going over the top on Horton.
  20. Eat shit you cheating scumbag.
  21. These pieces of shit getting a taste of their own medicine after decades of cheating and having a competitive advantage will never get old.
  22. Harris is still a dipshit.
  23. You feeling better big guy? You were having a rough time earlier this week.
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