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SydneyCarton

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  1. Yes. We’re talking about Sark’s rule. You seem to be missing the very, very obvious thing. Allow me to illustrate for what I hope is in simple enough terms: A player can say they intend to enter the portal on twitter. This isn’t the same thing as the player filing the paperwork and ACTUALLY entering the portal. I can announce my intention to fuck Sydney Sweeney, and to do so for longer than 8 seconds, but that is not the same thing as me actually doing it. Do you understand the difference? These guys who return may have never actually entered the portal. It is a negotiating tactic. Therefore they may not have technically broken Sark’s stupid “rule” from 5 years ago. Rage, rage against the dying by of the light. Do you want the Helobious’s of the world to win? Speaking of… A vast majority of Athletic department funds are not made up of fucking public funding, dipshit.
  2. Sigh. For the thousandth time, announcing you intend to enter the portal on twitter is not the same thing as actually entering the goddamn portal. Also who gives a fuck?
  3. I'm aware, but day dreaming and wish casting is still a thing, buddy. I want to win the Powerball, too, so I don't think having some of you mooks dropped onto a desert island where there isn't any medical treatment while you come to an agonizing end of days is that much of a stretch, comparatively. I'm pretty sure this is Hermanator's wife:
  4. I hope so many of you get syphilis and die the exact same way Al Capone did; in agonizing pain while you shit yourselves to death.
  5. Ok, now one of you fucks need to PM me the dude's name or that pic.
  6. Someone should ask this dude how many Texas scored on that defense.
  7. Not fat enough. Sad to report that BurntOrange&White is still retarded.
  8. This is a deep cut not everyone will get. But I see you, Gene. Because Days of Thunder is awesome.
  9. Seriously, why do you even spend time here? Satya is a good sport, and at the end of the day, wants Texas to win. You, however, i’d really like to know why you bother. 9k rep would be a pain to crowdsource, but I’m starting to think we should commit to the effort just on general principle.
  10. Brandon Harris still sucks. Dude, that’s just cool.
  11. Yes, “even when I click the things.” For fucks sake dude, I’m a 25 year plus veteran of the internet and have an IQ well above average .
  12. FWIW, I deleted my browsing history from the last hour, and that fixed the issue, but that cookie-page still doesn't work for shit for me.
  13. I described exactly what i was doing in my first post...but any effort to get to that board aren't working. Bread Crumbs, Go To Topic Listing, direct pasting the URL into a browser. And yes, it works on incognito mode fine. The cookie checker links don't work for me. None of the links do anything and there's no data listed:
  14. @immamac Not sure what the deal is, but after working fine all morning, I can't get to the 995 board general topics page. It just seems to auto-redirect to: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/ Even when I copy the target link and paste it into notepad, it's correct: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/forum/6-recruiting/ When I paste same URL, it takes me back to just surly/board. Every other board/forum I can access fine. All behavior works as expected and is normal on Mobile. Why are you trying to prevent me from the recruiting board, Imma? Have you aligned yourself with BO&W?
  15. Who recruited him is completely irrelevant. He played Majors, an intelligent player who lacked strength, for multiple years at the position and never replaced him with a massive, stupid player, like you accused him of preferring, despite having every opportunity. But sure, continue to be incapable of following your own points, much less defending them.
  16. If this is your back porch, why are you even bothering with work? Clearly you're already rich.
  17. I'm happily married, but you don't have to keep rubbing that shit in all of our noses, man.
  18. Like Jake Majors? A guy who was known as intelligent and fairly athletic, but you wouldn't shut up about being too weak at the point of attack? That kind of "Big Idiot?"
  19. Just like your spirit animal, Kyle Flood. Who you've been raving about on this thread for...well, what feels like an eternity.
  20. Well, Iconoclast hasn't been on here in a few days talking about jerking off dudes for drugs, slavish devotion to theocratic monarchies, and how this time Iran was really rebelling. So I guess it's over, right? You mean the full throated, and I mean FULL THROATED support of Pahlavi by Iconoclast isn't a good indicator of a winning decision?
  21. "Great Value" is the new "good kids who want to be Ags." Lots of win in this here. Lets ignore the fact that there's no reason any wealthy person might visit Austin for any reason, and lets ignore the fact that Blank has given money to UT in the past, and most importantly lets ignore the fact that the original tweet said he was possibly going on Joe Rogan's show - SARK IS LEAVING FOR THE FALCONS WHERE HE WAS ONCE FIRED GUYS! These fucking idiots.
  22. That's some classic stuff right there. "I had it the whole way" smug superiority, comparing message board posting to being a solider, insulting his paying user base. I think he nailed the hat trick.
  23. That is just...uncalled for, sir.
  24. You're going to have to be more specific. Also, Scramblyn getting accused of being Rex Kramer for posting style is and general agro behavior is so fucking hilarious, y'all don't even know.
  25. I would, but I think the Bah is in his court. Also, you did this to yourself, dude. You should know better.
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