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  1. MSNOW reporting that the DOJ originallly wanted to prosecute RENEE GOOD. Posthumously. Magistrate judge said WTF, she's dead. No.
  2. Red Five replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    The fact that he would need an article at this point is sort of the answer I guess.
  3. Isn't he on campus (ours) right now?
  4. Just because someone else used the n-word doesn't make it right for you to do so as well.
  5. Red Five replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Biff what does he think about the administration refusing to release the Epstein files, and breaking the law while doing so, because what's inside shows Trump to be a child rapist and child sex trafficker?
  6. We're all focused on the hole at LG while at the same time just assuming Baker can play guard. If not... yikes.
  7. Like when Homer got his arms stuck in a vending machine. "There's never any easy way to say this Mr. Simpson, but we're going to have to cut your arms off." "They'll grow back right??"
  8. Five weeks past the deadline today.
  9. I would really like to have a chat with the 22% who approve of his handling of the Epstein files.
  10. I'm still confused by the Jordan Washington experience. What we heard about him (for what seemed like three years) was not what we saw on the field. Then, poof, gone.
  11. It's both horrific and disgusting, and also completely nonsensical. Like laying the blame for 9/11 on the occupants of the planes.
  12. Adults back in charge.
  13. OL does appear to work differently than the rest of the team. "A stacked two-deep at edge? Let's see who else we can bring in. Littleton, Phillips, and Black at corner? Let's bring in the dude from Rutgers. A gigantic gaping hole in the interior of our OL? Well, I'm sure it will work itself out one way or the other."
  14. For a year now, basically everything we have done... "This is terrible for the US but do you know who it's great for? Russia."
  15. Right. And then he played four seasons from 2022 to 2025.
  16. So they apparently really, really want to be "respected around the world again" while also severing ties with the rest of the world and becoming pariahs.
  17. I'm beginning to see the problem.
  18. Huh. Looks like he played in four seasons and redshirted one? "Before WKU: Seymore transferred to WKU after a two-year stint at Akron, where he appeared in six games and started five at center and left guard in 2024, after redshirting his first season there in 2023. Prior to that, Seymore spent two seasons at Miami in 2021 and 2022, where he played in eight games with three starts."
  19. I am old fashioned. I do it in person.
  20. What's the story on the second team OG AA dude from Western Kentucky waiting by his phone?
  21. Burton: "Unless a new player enters the portal (from Indiana or Miami), I don’t see Texas waving a magic wand and making a starting offensive guard appear. That means Texas is likely done on the offensive line other than adding a player or two who might otherwise provide depth." Bold strategy Cotton.
  22. Honey Don’t. I want all of you to listen to me carefully. There are fairly graphic sex scenes involving Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza. This is the best movie ever made.
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