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Red Five

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Everything posted by Red Five

  1. Can't do one of those memes for golf tournaments, because he's already done that like 30 times for real.
  2. They are doing everything they possibly can, illegally mind you, to cover up CHILD RAPE. Forget everything else horrific Dotard has done... Imagine still supporting him at this stage.
  3. I hate this part. "Did the car brush him??". It doesn't fucking matter. Like if they prove the bumper touched his leg then it's totally ok to shoot her three times in the face.
  4. It's like they all learned the word on 1/6/2021, and just like Dotard, throw it around randomly for anyone/anything they don't like. Car gets a flat tire. "This is a violent insurrection!"
  5. Stephen Miller said today that Walz and Frey “willfully incited this violent insurrection”.
  6. I thought it was pretty obvious when Bruce Willis was shot in the first scene, and then in the next he's just hanging out talking to only a little kid. "Oh he died and he's a ghost."
  7. A reporter asked him today "Why would you want to take someone else's Nobel Peace Prize?". He mumbled something like "Well she offered it to me."
  8. Reporters were yelling questions at Dotard this morning, and he wouldn't commit to staying in NATO. Also, he wouldn't rule out armed conflict with our NATO allies if they tried to protect Greenland from us.
  9. Which one of Black/Robertson is moving to safety?
  10. Oh yeah well your post made me realize that I have an Oklahoma Sooner for my avatar.
  11. He is very obviously, 100%, objectively, covering up child rape and child sex trafficking. The 35% don't care. At all.
  12. We're respected around the world again!
  13. Need to see him at guard first. After we're done in the portal Baker may not be one of our best two tackles or guards.
  14. .... because, she tried to drive away from the crazy masked goons with guns screaming at her and trying to get in her car.
  15. I have no idea what to expect from Christian or Coleman. And I'm also not crazy about the whole Baker to guard thing. I'd prefer to bring in two more guards and have Baker as the swing tackle.
  16. Shot her three times in the face at point blank range, immediately called her a "fucking bitch", and then let her die without any medical treatment.
  17. "I will punish you if you don't support me invading a NATO ally!" - the dude who was just "given" the Nobel Peace Prize.
  18. 8th floor here too! But in 1994.
  19. If the concept of fraud became self-aware and took human form, it would be Donald Trump. The idea that any of these people give one shit about fraud being committed is ridiculous.
  20. Just thinking out loud, if we add one more guard, then our two-deep at those two positions looks like Portal Dude, Baker (?), Sikorski, and.... I guess Christian or Coleman? Yeah I think we need two more guards.
  21. It's reached the point where it would be like being friends with a proud member of the KKK.
  22. Graham was saying things that were worse than anything any democrat has ever said about Trump. Then the next day, he was 100% on board.
  23. Yes. Some very old ones too.
  24. After 10-plus years.... "Here it is! Here's the healthcare plan! What do you think?" "This is just one page. And it has zero details of how this would even work. Where is that?" "Oh that will come later."
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