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Red Five

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  1. Red Five replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    Is Laxtonto trying to be funny? Seriously I’m at a loss here.
  2. Red Five replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    He wants his name on it. Probably wants to rename it Trump Island. He said yesterday that he almost renamed the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of Trump. This is what we are dealing with here.
  3. Imagine being Kamala Harris and watching this. “I lost to this person.”
  4. He said that every time a windmill makes a complete rotation, you lose $1,000.
  5. I listened to about five minutes of Dotard speak this morning and said “oh my god” probably 20 times. He talked for a bit about how it has now been proven and everyone knows the 2020 election was rigged, and that a bunch of people are about to go to jail for it.
  6. Oh yeah, those files that they are refusing to release because there's a ton of proof that the current President is a child rapist. That's so four weeks ago.
  7. "Our closest allies are preparing to go to war with us because Donald Trump wants someone to give him Greenland and a Nobel Peace Prize." -Chris Hayes. Well when you put it like that...
  8. That is punishment for not giving him a billion dollars.
  9. For fucks sake, the asshole ran on "no new wars". One year in and it's "So if Trump invades Greenland, will that shatter NATO and start WW3?"
  10. He's a Russian asset who was probably paid billions to destroy the US. Prove me wrong.
  11. I’m really excited to see how Connor Stroh looks at LG.
  12. It might be a good idea to start getting Republican senators on record. Like, “If Trump threatens to nuke an ally because they won’t let him steal another ally’s country, will you help remove him from office at that point? If he single-handidly dissolves NATO?” Or maybe that’s just a waste of time.
  13. I’ve actually heard republicans, who support Donald Trump, say that Newsom’s campaign is DOA because of the French Laundry thing. To recap: People who, right now, support Donald Trump, think Newsom is disqualified because six years ago he ate in a restaurant.
  14. Well, $300 million to build a ballroom did seem a little steep….
  15. Anyone seen Tulsi Gabbard recently? Or any non-interventionist? You would think that threatening to invade/attack/conquer a NATO ally might get their attention.
  16. Too much stupid bullshit to wade through so SIAP but Burton said this morning the Texas St guard isn’t visiting here.
  17. Red Five replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Sure, sure, but on the plus side….. Wait what’s the plus side for any of this?
  18. Scott Jennings needs an ass-kicking as much as any man on Earth.
  19. I’ve seen Jordan Klepper do this with cult and it’s hilarious and scary at the same time. “Biden did ______. What do you think about that?” “Awful. Unforgivable. He should be in prison for that.” “Wait sorry, that was actually Trump.” “Oh well never mind, it’s awesome then.”
  20. “I can’t believe you morons would think something so ridiculous could be real! Trump would never!” (learns that it is real) “You didn’t let me finish… it’s a perfect letter and fuck anyone who disagrees!”
  21. Red Five replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    Well “purchasing” Greenland isn’t an option. They have only told us a billion times it is not for sale.
  22. I wonder how long before he starts referring to the Nobel Peace Prize that he "won".
  23. ... and then Mark Davis fell out the window of a very tall building.
  24. Well he does have about eight more hours.
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